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'Shaggy Dog' was a very, very important movie for me. It was a very enjoyable experience.
It's weird when one movie that's connected to another doesn't reference that movie at all.
I'm not used to studios being ecstatic about we did and saying, "Please go do that again."
I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.
There is unpanned gold in every soul you run into, no matter what walk of life they are from.
When you have a good script you're almost in more trouble than when you have a terrible script.
I think you end up doing the stuff you were supposed to do at the time you were supposed to do it.
I'm in a happy relationship, me and my ex are on really good terms, my kid and I are in a good spot.
Do I want to be a hero to my son? No. I would like to be a very real human being. That's hard enough.
Violent ground-acquisition games such as football are in fact a crypto-fascist metaphor for nuclear war.
I just don't like big guys who speak cryptically and act like they understand the language better than me.
At the end of the day, anything I think I'm sacrificing I'm just giving up because it makes me feel better.
I take some pride in... representing myself exactly how I would like to have my son remember me to his kids.
I didn't have an identity. It was manufactured. My identity now? It was written on the wall by ancient forces.
McDonald's being the official restaurant of the Olympics is like smoking being the official medicine of cancer.
It's hard to get out of the barrel. It's slippery around the edges and people are happy to see you fall back in.
I walk by studio heads and they actually look and put their hand out now, like maybe I should be on their radar.
Sometimes everything you need to know to be an actor in your mid-forties, you learn before you were 15 years old.
I'm a soldier who didn't know how nasty the battle was going to be, and now, I've got a purple heart and I'm back.
Sometimes if you're wanting to look just a little bit taller, then you want to dress with just more of a thin cut.
You have to give people something to actually write music so that you're not just running your mouth all the time.
Discipline for me is about respect. It's not even about self-respect; it's about respect for life and all it offers.
In movies, people seem to be more emotional than they would ever be if that situation was actually happening to them.
Smoking dope and smoking coke, you are rendered defenseless. The only way out of that hopeless state is intervention.
I understand reversal of fortune; that usually has come through my own hand, but you know, you live life on life's terms.
I've always been a fella who put most of my eggs in one basket and then take a dump in the basket but I really don't know.
You can't go from a $2,000-a-night suite at La Mirage to a penitentiary, and really understand it, and come out a liberal.
I'm not a poster boy for good behavior and recovery in Hollywood, I'm just a guy who knows he has a lot to be grateful for.
I think I've been lucky, being my frequent appearances on Court TV have brought to me another level than just the actor guy.
You know, when you're part of a comedic duo, you can take breaks. It's kind of like having a partner that is good with a kid.
Whenever I watch someone doing something, even if it doesn't turn out so great, I at least admire their intentions and stuff.
I've always just shown up and tried to figure out what's for lunch and am I going to get to play some racquetball that night.
I never know when the seeds are being laid, I'm just like, "Wow, that's a pretty cool scene. Is that? Are we laying seeds here?"
Tofu is the root of all evil, and there's only one thing that can change a man's mind, and that's a modified Uzi with an extra-long clip.
A lot of my peer group think I'm an eccentric bisexual, like I may even have an ammonia-filled tentacle somewhere on my body. That's okay.
If you're doing a drama that has some comedic elements you can't forget that it's primarily a very serious film that has some light relief.
I guess the main thing is, you unconsciously take things for granted, and you think the audience is with you, because you're with yourself.
All I want, and I think all any parent with a semblance of a moral psychology wants, is for my kid to have his own experience, uninhibited.
I'm very good at deconstructing. I'm a very good troubleshooter for why something is unlikely to work. And most everything is unlikely to work.
I really don't want to thank my wife because I could be bussing tables at the Daily Grill right now if not for her. Jesus, what a gig that'd be.
People rise out of the ashes because, at some point, they are invested with a belief in the possibility of triumph over seemingly impossible odds.
I'm not a method guy. I can't be bothered to have a method. I just want to be a part of a good movie and I can't stand to be surrounded by morons.
And I think for a man whose native tongue is Spanish to be able to put together a phrase like 'cultural genocide' just speaks to how bright he is.
There are some parents who have really done it right and told their kid, 'You know, we have this dough, none of this is for you. You have to get your own.
I wouldn't want to see anything irreparable happen, but I also like it when seemingly irreparable thing occur and men and women find a way to move past it.
There are some parents who have really done it right and told their kid, 'You know, we have this dough, none of this is for you. You have to get your own.'
If you're anything like me there are days when you're convinced you know more than everyone around you. Which is often confirmed by your interactions with people.
Every time I feel that I really hit critical mass and I'm in the right place is when I feel like the director and I become a third thing, and that's the character.
If you're raised with a poverty mentality, nothing is going to change it. I do know some really stingy billionaires. I come from such a generation of hand-to-mouthers.
The greatest thing my dad taught me came from when I called him from a phone booth and said, 'Hungry. No bus token. Please. Out of options.' He said, 'Pfft, get a job.