Usually, when you can't overcome the obstacles in your path, it's not your path.

Where you find quality, you will find a craftsman, not a quality-control expert.

Charisma is not just saying hello. It's dropping what you're doing to say hello.

We are known to our friends by a look in our eyes that we never see in a mirror.

Family life is a bit like a runny peach pie - not perfect but who's complaining?

Life is a vale of tears in which there are moments you just can't stop giggling.

The best way to dispel negative thoughts is to require that they have a purpose.

There are truths of which I have an inkling, but of most I have only a pencilling

I am not certain of the hereafter. Frankly, I'm not all that certain of the here.

One is more apt to become wise by doing fool things than by reading wise sayings.

In the end the reason for anything is inseparable from the reason for everything.

For every "Drive Safely" sign, shouldn't there be a "Resume Normal Driving" sign?

Charisma is a fancy name given to the knack of giving people your full attention.

Even at times when I don't care, I know exactly what I would care about if I did.

Mom - the person most likely to write an autobiography and never mention herself.

Worse than telling a lie is spending the rest of your life staying true to a lie.

Sometimes in life we blow things out of proportion because proportion is so dull.

Eventually the person who tries to fix the problem will be blamed for causing it.

Sometimes fate brings two people together by causing one to misinterpret a smile.

The trouble with learning to parent on the job is that your child is the teacher.

Perhaps we are given a mom that we might take into death the memory of a lullaby.

Stay out of the court of self-judgment, for there is no presumption of innocence.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

Before you pledge your undying love to someone, make them promise they won't die.

We are kept from our goal, not by obstacles, but by a clear path to a lesser goal.

It's not that perfection cannot be achieved. It's that it's so hard to stop there.

The best solution seldom requires that someone be right and someone else be wrong.

Death is just another stage of life, although the one you kind of hope comes last.

The trick to getting ahead is to give it the same effort you give to getting even.

Better you don't search for who you are until you know who it is you want to find.

Yes, I worry about the craziest things, but better me than someone less qualified.

One key to success is to have lunch at the time of day most people have breakfast.

There are days when I'm alone with my thoughts, which is to say, not alone enough.

There's a lot of not caring that goes under the name of minding your own business.

I have never met anyone who wanted to save the world without my financial support.

What if, instead of a parallel universe, there's a perpendicular universe? Discuss.

If I choose abstraction over reality, it is because I consider it the lesser chaos.

Once you find someone to share your ups and downs, downs are almost as good as ups.

Some say that true love is a mirage; seek it anyway, for all else is surely desert.

Most of us don't need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

I've learned never to be surprised if what must inevitably happen happens right now.

Why try to explain miracles to your kids when you can just have them plant a garden.

We all have our limitations, but when we listen to our critics, we also have theirs.

Does a rose exist that I might behold it? Or do I exist that a rose might be beheld?

Sometimes, to pursue a new idea, the artist must forfeit his deposit on an old idea.

The advantage of growing up with siblings is that you become very good at fractions.

A wise saying is something you keep picking up off the floor in front of your fridge

A family is a bunch of people who keep confusing you with someone you were as a kid.

The toughest test of good judgment is to know when to withhold your better judgment.

There is in every truth a wise saying, and in every contradiction, two wise sayings.

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