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Consciousness itself is an infinite regress. This explains coincidences.
Certitude belongs exclusively to those who only look in one encyclopedia.
Show me a movement that doesn't hate somebody and I will join it at once.
Ego is a social fiction for which one person at a time gets all the blame.
A Discordian is someone who sees windmills and thinks they might be giants
Like what you like, enjoy what you enjoy, and don't take crap from anybody.
Editors always amputate the brain first and preserve a good-looking corpse.
There are gods, but there is no God; and all gods become devils eventually.
We live in an age of artificial scarcity, maintained by ignorance and fear.
The things that hinder me are opportunities to learn more and develop further.
The variables vary too much and the constants aren't as constant as they seem.
Hippies generally aren't busy with anything except feeling sorry for themselves.
Philadelphia merely seems dull because it's next to exciting Camden, New Jersey.
An Enlightened Master is ideal only if your goal is to become a Benighted Slave.
Accuracy of signal and free flow of information define sanity in my epistemology.
The devil is only a convenient myth invented by the real malefactors of our world.
The Right's view of government and the Left's view of big business are both correct.
Magick has many aspects, but primarily it acts as a dramatized system of “psychology
The rapists of the intellectual world become politicians; the seducers become artists.
Beyond a certain point, the whole universe becomes a continuous process of initiation.
Stupidity is a blockage in the ability to receive, integrate and transmit new signals.
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
I have never experienced another human being. I have experienced my impressions of them.
You know what family values means, that's hating the same people your grandfather hated.
I think I got off on the wrong planet. Beam me up Scotty, there's no rational life here.
Having a spine is overrated. If everybody squealed and ran away, there'd be no more wars.
Nothing of any importance can be taught. It can only be learned, and with blood and sweat.
Groups are grammatical fictions; only individuals exist, and each individual is different.
We can't run out of resources. Resources exist when the human mind sees how to use something.
It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea.
I find the universe so staggering that I just don't have any faith in my ability to grasp it.
Try living forever with the metaprogram, 'Everything works out more perfectly than I plan it.
It's not true unless it makes you laugh, but you don't understand it until it makes you weep.
History, sociology, economics, psychology et al. confirmed Joyce's view of Everyman as victim.
Reality is the temporary resultant of continuous struggles between rival gangs of programmers.
We are all giants, raised by pygmies, who have learned to walk with a perpetual mental crouch.
I'm not an anarchist any longer, because I've concluded that anarchism is an impractical ideal.
Everyone look around and see if you can spot the NARCS. They're the ones who look like hippies.
Size is not a reality, but a construct of the mind; and space a construct to contain constructs.
People's belief in their own local reality-tunnels keep us all far stupider than we ought to be.
You are precisely as big as what you love and precisely as small as what you allow to annoy you.
It is a great privilege to be conscious in this universe. Those who understand, shine like stars.
Ye have locked yerselves up in cages of fear and, behold, do ye now complain that ye lack FREEDOM!
I will do anything, including highway robbery and murder, to avoid leaving my children in poverty.
Hysteria is a chaotic and irrational emotional state caused by seeing how the world really operates.
Existence is larger than any model that is not itself the exact size of existence (which has no size).
You can "prove" anything on the verbal level, just be accepting the necessary axioms at the beginning.
Most of our ancestors were not perfect ladies and gentlemen. The majority of them weren't even mammals.
I'm using myself as a typical 20th century model as I'm trying to make sense out of the world around me.
Once something becomes discernible, or understandable, we no longer need to repeat it. We can destroy it.