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Theology is never any help; it is searching in a dark cellar at midnight for a black cat that isn't there. Theologians can persuade themselves of anything.
Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.
Men are not potatoes!
Sense is never common.
Secrecy begets tyranny.
Gentlemen, let's go row!
Everybody lies about sex.
Budget the luxuries first.
All men are created unequal.
An armed man need not fight.
When one teaches, two learn.
Drop dead-but first get permit
Specialization is for insects.
Specialisation is for insects!
Logic is a feeble reed, friend.
Faith is intellectual laziness.
Never cast pearls before swine.
There will always be survivors.
Never try to outstubborn a cat.
Never insult anyone by accident.
Responsibility cannot be shared.
The early worm deserves the bird.
It's better to copulate than not.
Always store beer in a dark place.
All my enemies are self-appointed.
Secrecy is the beginning of tyranny
Belief gets in the way of learning.
The stars incline, but do not impel.
Television leaves no external scars.
The marks won't listen if it's free.
You don’t pay back, you pay forward.
It is better to copulate than never.
An armed society is a polite society.
All cats are not gray after midnight.
Life is short, but the years are long.
Analogy is even slipperier than logic.
Butterflies are self propelled flowers.
Spacemen die if they stay in one place.
A motion to adjourn is always in order.
Women talk when they want to. Or don't.
Gratitude is a euphemism for resentment.
Obscurity is the refuge of incompetence.
Ignorance is curable, stupid is forever.
Die trying" is the proudest human thing.
A "critic" is a man who creates nothing.
I believe in the honest craft of workmen.
How can you argue with a woman who won't?
Beauty is not diminished by being shared.
There is no safety this side of the grave
Faith strikes me as intellectual laziness.
