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It's a good thing I've got to live with you two or I'd be putting this on YouTube later. And mocking you
I so rarely have the chance to field-test anything. Amelie is so conservative about these things -Myrnin
Besides," Shane said "I want to see Monica's face when she catches sight of the two of you. Kodak moment.
Welcome to Morganville.You'll never want to leave.And even if you do...well, you can't. Sorry about that.
When things seem calmest, that is the time you should fear the most, it's when you have the most to lose.
Here's a tip...If you leave a girl crying you're probably not doing your Don Juan routine right, asshole.
Yeah, I know. Terror Aerobics. Just wait until they get it at the gym. It'll be bigge than pilates. --Eve
Did he just say--?" "Yes," Claire said, smiling. "Yes, he did." "Whoa. Guess I'd better stay alive, then.
I just—we were talking, and we fell asleep. I swear, we didn’t, um—’’ ‘‘Yeah, you’d better not have ummed.
You can't go around... licking things that come out of a water treatment plant. That's just... unsanitary.
I love being in touch with my readers and fellow writers! It's just amazing to have such access to people.
Yeah, and by the way? How much does it suck that I'm an adult if I kill somebody, and not if I want a beer?
That's very rude," Myrnin said. "I haven't brought my fangs our for some time. Not in mixed company, anyway.
I know, he said. We are into the Bad Idea neighborhood and heading down I Have a Bad Feeling Street. (Shane)
You want to go play with your new friends back there? The really pale ones with the taste for plasma? --Shane
Is it him?” Dad asked. “Did he get you into trouble?” “Not me,” Shane said. “I’ve just got that kind of face.
You were right,” she said. “You were always right, about everything. And I will always love you, Sam. Forever.
Shane - "Tell you what: you can be Glammera the vampire hunter. I'll stick with being manly and heavily armed.
Myrnin to Claire: "If anyone comes to bite you while I'm gone - well, try not to attract attention. Die quietly.
Home," he repeated. "Home is where the heart is. Why don't you leave yours here? I'll take very good care of it.
Even bipolar vampires needed sleep from time to time, and he was well past his recommended safe dosage of stress.
You look like a Goth factory exploded all over you!" he called as she ran down the hall. "Love you, too, jackass!
An intriguing world where vampires rule, only the strongest survive, and romance offers hope in the darkest hours.
You're sure he's not a vampire?' Claire said.'I've seen movies. They're sneaky.' She was kidding. Eve didn't smile.
Hello! Your dear father is unfortunately very dead," he called. "And you said my dispersal system would never work!
God, it was hot! Forget about frying an egg on the sidewalk; this kind of heat would fry an egg inside the chicken.
You’re not going to suck.’’ ‘‘Not at the guitar, anyway,’’ Shane said, deadpan. Claire punched him in the arm. ‘‘Ow.
I don’t see a way in,” Eve whispered. Why are you whispering?” Myrnin whispered back. “Vampires can hear us, anyway.
I liked you better when you were this timid little kid. What happened?” “I started living with you guys.” “Oh, right.
Expecting anybody else?" Shane asked Eve. "Your distant cousin Jack the Ripper dropping by too?" "Screw you, Collins.
People talk about nature as a mother, but to me she's always been Medea, ready and willing to slaughter her children.
His gaze brushed over her, abstract and hungry. "You burn so very brightly, you know" "Yeah," she muttered. "You said.
claire:dont do anything dumb or ill kill you myself shane:ouch girl whatever happend to unconditional love around here
I'm more worried about you," she said. "You and trouble..." "yeah." She heard the smile in his voice. "We're like that.
Right. I’ve been missing Nutty McFang anyway.” “Stop making up names for him.” “What about Count Crackula?” “Just stop.
Shut up!" Eve yelled from somewhere upstairs. "Jackass!" "You know, when people say that, I just hear the word awesome.
But – Michael, you said you didn’t know Oliver, and–” “I didn’t, until he killed me. We were never formally introduced.
Silence, and then Eve said, "Okay, that was extra creepy, with whipped creepy topping. And this is me, changing my mind.
You know," I said to Michael, "my girlfriend took him down with a broken tree branch." "Too bad she isn't here," he said.
Oh, he is cute!” Shane said in a fake girly voice. “Gee, maybe we can ask him out!” “Shut up, you weasel. Claire, hit him!
claire:shes floating whats wrong with that shane:Nothing but she didnt even insult me now thats just wrong.it desturbs me.
CLAIRE:your washing right? shane:i'll pay you for it. claire:what? shane:best high score wins claire:no bet 'wash, dish boy
Myrnin said softly. "And how is it that you do not understand that HERE, in THIS place, this girl belongs to me, not to you?
No,” Shane said. “I’m not leaving you two here alone. We stick together.” “I’m still not kissing you,” Michael said. “Tease.
I am sorry my decisions do not meet with your approval, but nevertheless, they are mine, and the consequences are also mine.
Eve was still frowning at the pasta like she suspected it was going to do something clever, like try to escape from the pot.
Is it crazy right now to say I love you?” She didn’t even pause. “Given that I just stabbed you? Seems a little weird, yeah.
God is forgiving or we would not still be walking this world. But to be moral is not to need his divine forgiveness, I think.
Sorry, is my new Djinn name Mushroom ? Because I don’t like being kept in the dark and fed bullshit, David. Just so you know.
There were so many layers of reality to the world. Nothing stopped for death; nothing stopped for grief or horror or tragedy.