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The formula for achieving a successful relationship is simple: you should treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but never treat a triviality as if it were a disaster.
I never miss England.
Vice is its own reward.
Europeans are quarrelsome.
I've never not been famous.
I'm too old to make drawings.
All America is much the same.
I never say 'No' to anything.
I never saw Portsmouth by day.
I go wherever my fare is paid.
You don't have to do anything.
To lose is not always failure.
In England, nobody's your friend.
I've always lived in the same way.
Manners are love in a cool climate.
What is privacy if not for invading?
Men get laid, but women get screwed.
I don't think I have a tragic demeanor.
I never really found out what love was.
Los Angeles is just New York lying down.
Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.
I am the last of Britain's stately homos.
Happiness is the only thing I understand.
If you truly love me, kill the bartender.
I am a stereotype. I am an effeminate man.
Any film is at least better than real life.
You will survive if you believe in yourself.
I became one of the stately homos of England.
Flowers are words even a baby can understand.
England is very dreary, but I'm a people person.
Exhibitionists have no friends, no friends at all.
Charisma is the ability to influence without logic.
This woman did not fly to extremes; she lived there.
God is so angry. All that power, and so mean with it.
Never sweep. After four years the dirt gets no worse.
Mass-murderers are simply people who have had ENOUGH.
Europeans have quarrelled since the beginning of time.
People are not heterosexual or homosexual, just sexual.
Never get involved with someone who wants to change you
The law is simply expediency wearing a long white dress.
I don't know how people act. I've never understood that.
Fear and hatred do not seem to find expression in tears.
If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
Believe in fate, but lean forward where fate can see you.
The trouble with children is that they're not returnable.
Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are.
It's been agony but I couldn't have done it any other way.
The Americans, of course, are quite dotty with hospitality.
Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne.
A fair share of anything is starvation diet to an egomaniac.
