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Women with whiskers... its a bummer.
Crawfish have ding dongs and vaginas.
I repented at 28 and turned to Jesus.
I'm a low-tech man in a high-tech world.
I am not ashamed of the Gospel of Christ
I will not give or back off from my path.
Where there is no Jesus, evil always reigns.
Fear God. Love your neighbor. And shoot ducks.
Better a days catch of fish than a lifetime of crabs.
This would be nice when we baptize people in the winter.
Uptown living, you've got to call 911. Where I am, I am 911.
Women are a lot like ducks-they don’t like mud on their butts.
I love all men and women. I am a lover of humanity, not a hater.
We would all be better off if we loved God and loved each other.
I never, with my eyes, saw the mistreatment of any black person.
If we lose our morality, we will lose our country. It will happen.
I don't own a cell phone. I've never turned on a computer in my life.
I guess the GOP may be more desperate than I thought to call somebody like me.
It was about 5 years after I was baptized before the pull of sin finally stopped.
We never, ever judge someone on who's going to heaven, hell. That's the Almighty's job.
God-fearing people, once they're saved from their sins, they don't mind talking about it.
If you provide the drive, dream, and vision, with God’s help, you can accomplish anything.
I'm a highly-educated man, maybe a shocker to some. I have a master's degree. I'm no dumbo.
The more make up a woman wears the more she's tryin to hide. Make up can hide a lot of evil.
There are two kinds of individuals on Planet Earth who do not have beards - women and youth.
When you get older and you start dating, I want you to be able to say one thing, 'I made a hook.'
Kids in America today are overweight and lazy, and it's their parents fault for letting it happen.
I turned from my wicked ways and embraced Jesus. The next thing I knew, good times had come my way.
If you can find a nice pretty country girl that can cook and carries her bible, now there's a woman.
You have to discipline your children, or they won't respect you, law enforcement or God or anyone else.
Whether you're talking about bees, dogs, or women, pain can come upon you quickly from either one of em.
A real man don't call the plumbers. If he gonna call himself a man, he needs to know how to fix it, on the spot
I want my grandkids to grow up in the great outdoors. The last thing I want is for them to grow up to be nerds.
I don't use any of the terminology like 'left wing' and 'right wing.' I use language like 'godly' and 'holiness.'
If your woman picks your ducks, and she cooks and carries her Bible... now there's the complete package of womanhood.
I've never owned a cell phone and don't plan on ever having one. If anyone needs to talk to me, they know where I live.
I've been on this earth for sixty-six years, and I've reached a conclusion and it's a fact: women are strange creatures.
Three, four, five years, we’re out of here. You know what I’m saying? It’s a TV show. This thing ain’t gonna last forever. No way.
I'm as much of a homophobe as Jesus was. The people who are participating in homosexual behavior, they need to know that I love them.
To me, there is no such thing as a trash duck. There are ducks that are a lot better to eat than other ducks. But a duck is just that.
Everything is blurred on what's right and what's wrong. Sin becomes fine. Start with homosexual behavior and just morph out from there.
We are all created by the Almighty and like Him, I love all of humanity. We would all be better off if we loved God and loved each other.
Many have told me through the years: 'I think I'll take my chances without Jesus.' And I always come back and say, 'So what chance is that?'
I don't worry too much about people hating or insulting me. I'm a sinful man, and I've made a lot of mistakes. People have reason to hate me.
Carry your Bible and live by it. There's a better chance that you will stay married if that much is true for either one of you - male or female.
There's one race on this planet. It's called the human race. We're all the same. To me, there is absolutely nothing that has color to do with it.
My prayer was always: 'Lord, if You bless me, I'll thank You: but if You don't, I'll be thankful for what I have. I have plenty. I'm in good shape.'
If I were in politics, and if you ever get me in the White House, trust me, there's a big change coming. What happened to America? We lost our roots.
Start with homosexual behavior and just morph out from there. Bestiality, sleeping around with this woman and that woman and that woman and those men.
If men were in charge of carrying and birthing our babies, we'd have a lot fewer people on Earth, because we'd only do it once- I can promise you that!