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I hated 'Top Gun.'
I'm a big fan of not working.
At my core, I'm a Midwesterner.
Fear is what makes comedy funny.
'Divorce Court' is a great show.
Oh, the weather outside is weather.
It's insane but it's a great insane.
Awkwardness is such a gold mine for comedy.
I think Ellen DeGeneres is just hysterical.
All I really wanted to be was a working actor.
Amy Poehler, Amy Sedaris - they're both genius.
My sense of stand up comedy would be so esoteric.
My bar mitzvah, I went to my nan's, and she made kugel.
I really tried for a while to go with the Adam Ant look.
I love straight guys that seem gay. I'm a little like that.
I know a lot about the Titanic. My dad was a Titanic expert.
You can make a lot of mistakes with hair because it grows back.
Comedy-wise, I think Chris Elliott is one of the funniest people.
Nothing is ever cut-and-dried. There's anguish behind everything.
Embarrassment and awkward situations are not foreign things to me.
'Ant-Man' was a genre, I guess, that I hadn't really tackled before.
Theater is the most enriching and thrilling thing to do as an actor.
People have all different kinds of marriages. Whatever works for you.
I find many of the people that I've worked with to be incredibly funny.
I've been friends with Elizabeth Banks since 'Wet Hot American Summer.'
There is a major part of who I am that does not feel like the alpha male.
I treasure laughs more than anything; they've helped me in life the most.
Kiss is a super - they are total businessmen. They pride themselves on it.
I'm not good at small talk. I'm really not. I'm not that great at any talk.
I'm sure that my wanting to be an actor had to do with a need for approval.
I'm not a comedian. I didn't study sketch comedy; my background isn't that.
Anything traumatic in my life I've always dealt with through jokes and comedy.
Early on, I decided I would see if I could make a career work on my own terms.
I'm not actively seeking stardom. I just go to auditions, and I knock on wood.
People do still mention 'Clueless' to me. I'm proud and happy that I was in it.
I don't really think in terms of genre, I think in terms of story and character.
My parents were married my whole life until my father passed away a few years ago.
Puberty hit me pretty hard. All of a sudden, I woke up, and I had really curly hair.
I think there's something great and generic about goldfish. They're everybody's first pet.
Alex Smith is - I think he is a winner, and he's a smart quarterback, and I'm a fan of his.
I'm surprised that I get to be in the same room with half the people that I'm working with.
Personally - and I don't mean to brag - my jokes have been falling flat for most of my life.
I'm, uh, not proud to say it - I play fantasy baseball. It's, like, the dorkiest thing ever.
I don't consider myself a comedian because I don't really concern myself too much with jokes.
If someone made fun of me, I'd be bummed out. But I'd play it like I thought it was hilarious.
There's a lot of people I would be more than a little overwhelmed by and thrilled to work with.
I can talk about sports and stuff, but I have a season pass for 'Antiques Roadshow' on my TiVo.
We all have different sides of our personalities, so I'd love to play some more different parts too.
I think most marriages, mine included, you're constantly tending the garden, constantly working at it.
It's nice to be in anything that anybody sees or likes. If it's something that has lasted, it's great.