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I don't like cheaters.
I enjoy making plays for my teammates.
I think I'm the luckiest guy on earth.
I have to really work hard at my craft.
A big part of football is the team aspect.
I find myself in pretty hilarious situations.
If you're not a cop, don't buy a Crown Victoria.
Hopefully I can end up in the WWE Hall of Fame one day.
I love 'The Impractical Jokers.' I watch them all the time.
I'm not built to have a bald head. I've got a huge sniffer.
When you see something you want to do, go do the damn thing.
I assume there's a lot of intelligent football fans in England.
I got arrested for a dumb, dumb incident my second year in the NFL.
Soccer just couldn't satisfy my thirst for watching violence up close.
If I feel like you've disrespected me, you might as well just be dead to me.
It is an incredible honor to be named the Colts' Walter Payton Man of the Year.
Take life for what it is, which is very precious, and that's what moments happen.
We all understand there's an inherent risk when you step on the field in football.
Let's say I go completely broke, I'm about to star in the next '30 for 30: Broke.'
In the darkest of times, the most fulfilling thing in the world is finding the light.
Baron Corbin lived in my house for months when he played for the Colts our rookie year.
With the XFL, I think the engagement with the fans is something that could really help out.
I feel like it's my job to potentially make fun of people publicly, but I do it in a fun manner.
I'm a blue-collar American who enjoys life and who just happens to be good at punting footballs.
I am a heterosexual who is completely cool with folks who aren't, and I hail from Plum Borough, Pa.
I can't do anything better than Pat White. I love that dude. Was an honor to be on his team in college.
Everything for me is either a learn or a win. I just keep moving forward, and that's about it, honestly.
You would think doing comedy would be nerve wracking, but punting and kicking footballs gets me more nervous.
If people don't know what a punter is in football, they're not going to know what a fourth down kicker is, either.
Honestly, it's what the world's all about and what life's all about - fulfillment and making people's lives better.
In a world where most billionaires are all about talking about taking care of and helping people, Jim Irsay walks it.
I love that people have bucket lists. I've had one ever since I was young and watched 'Wild On' at night in my bedroom.
If I've learned anything from social media, it's truly that the most irrelevant people always say the most absurd stuff.
I was a pretty good soccer player, but it just wasn't for me. I thrive in the intensified atmosphere on a football field.
Although sometimes it's very difficult, if you're willing to look hard enough, you can find positives in every situation.
The AAF offered me a commentating spot for their league, and it was literally the day after I signed my deal with the WWE.
The amount of players who get into trouble in the NFL is a very small minority, but they are the ones who make the headlines.
I've been blocking people and unfriending people for a long time, and it doesn't take much if I feel like you've slighted me at all.
I consider it an honor and a privilege to play for the Indianapolis Colts, and I would never want to jeopardize it by doing something stupid.
I appreciate our men and women in uniform so much. They are the real heroes. I can't fathom the selflessness involved in serving our country.
If I hit a bad punt, and some guys don't make a tackle, and I have to make a tackle for them, that's my opportunity to step up for my teammates.
No matter if I'm booting extra points, kicking off, punting... whatever. I can kick things far, and I'm willing to do whatever the Colts ask of me.
Befriending Pro Bowlers and future Hall of Famers is pretty cool, but I'm just enjoying the ride, looking at every day in the NFL as a memorable moment.
I have dreams and aspirations of taking a stroll down the ramp at a pay-per-view setting. Everybody has those dreams as a kid, and that'd be really cool.
I played soccer in the Alps when I was a kid. There was a blizzard that happened. And little local German kids were out there shoveling lines. Keeping it moving.
I think the XFL has a good chance. With the way sports gambling is coming to be and the people they have running that league, I think Vince does not want to fail again.
I'll be a fan of the XFL, and if they want me to do something, then I'd love to... not to play. I'm not gonna play. I'm done with that, but everything else is fair game.
Leesa has been a partner of mine since I left the NFL and started doing this Internet business. They've been a company that has supported everything that I have going on.
I think exposure for kickers and punters is not that bad of a thing. I think it's come a long way, and hopefully, in the future, kickers and punters won't be mocked as much.
Any time you get on the field, there's a possible chance of that happening. I think you're trying to make a play, and there is an inherent risk where you could get blindsided.