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Flowers are happy things.
Golf is the Great Mystery.
Mere abuse is no criticism.
Routine is the death to heroism.
She's a sort of human vampire-bat
Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin.
I expect I shall feel better after tea.
[I'm] as broke as the ten commandments.
She had more curves than a scenic railway
Bicky rocked, like a jelly in a high wind.
Oh, I don't know, you know, don't you know?
Red hair, sir, in my opinion, is dangerous.
Golf, like measles, should be caught young.
I just sit at a typewriter and curse a bit.
If he had a mind, there was something on it.
I always advise people never to give advice.
It is the bungled crime that brings remorse.
He was white and shaken, like a dry martini.
As a dancer, I out-Fred the nimblest Astaire.
Why do dachshunds wear their ears inside out?
When you're alone you don't do much laughing.
The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact.
I pity the shrimp that matches wits with you Jeeves
To find a man's true character, play golf with him.
Employers are like horses — they require management.
An apple a day, if well aimed, keeps the doctor away.
Comedy is the kindly contemplation of the incongruous.
He looks much more like a lobster than most lobsters do.
I started violently, as if some unseen hand had goosed me.
What is Love compared with holing out before your opponent?
Warm-hearted! I should think he has to wear asbestos vests!
Sober or blotto, this is your motto: keep muddling through.
Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.
Slice him where you like, a hellhound is always a hellhound.
Another of these strong silent men. The world is full of us.
In every romance you have to budget for the occasional dust-up.
You would not enjoy Nietzsche, sir. He is fundamentally unsound.
Gussie, a glutton for punishment, stared at himself in the mirror.
The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.
Well, you know, there are limits to the sacred claims of friendship.
Some minds are like soup in a poor restaurant—better left unstirred.
It is the glorious uncertainty of golf that makes it the game it is.
You can't be a successful Dictator and design women's underclothing.
the supply of the milk of human kindness was short by several gallons
the ice was not only broken; it was shivered into a million fragments
The test of a great golfer is his ability to recover from a bad start.
If men's minds were like dominoes, surely his would be the double blank.
A little bit added to what you've already got gives you a little bit more.
Whenever I have that sad, depressed feeling, I go out and kill a policeman.
So always look for the silver lining And try to find the sunny side of life.