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How Sunday into Monday melts!
Time is like the ocean, always there, always different.
Too clever is dumb.
To love is an active verb.
Celery, raw, Develops the jaw
A bit of talcum Is always walcum.
All that glitters is sold as gold.
Smallpox is natural; vaccine ain't.
If called by a panther, don't anther.
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.
Too much Chablis can make you whablis.
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
The old men know when an old man dies.
Don't Cry Darling, It's Blood All Right
But all ladies think they weigh too much.
Remorse is violent dyspepsia of the mind.
In the world of mules there are no rules.
When there are monsters there are miracles.
Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind.
The reason for much matrimony is patrimony.
Women would rather be right than reasonable.
A lady is known by the product she endorses.
Where there is a monster, there is a miracle.
No man is greater than his respect for sleep.
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
One thing about the past. It's likely to last.
Bankers are just like anybody else, only richer
Here's a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb.
One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.
Middle-aged life is merry, and I love to lead it.
Wind is caused by the trees waving their branches.
In real life, it takes only one to make a quarrel.
Bankers are just like everybody else, except richer.
I'd rather be a great bad poet than a good bad poet.
I was born a jackdaw; why should I try to be an owl?
Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope.
When you're wrong admit it, when you're right, shut up.
How easy for those who do not bulge to not overindulge!
Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.
I claim there ain't Another Saint As great as Valentine.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world.
You are much happier when you are happy than when you ain't.
The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.
No, you never get any fun Out of the things you haven't done.
I believe that people believe what they believe they believe.
God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.
When I ponder my mind I consistently find It is glued On food.
