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Bed is the perfect climate.
Work is much more fun than fun.
Dear 338171 (May I call you 338?)
Christmas is at our throats again.
Marriage is the aftermath of love.
A bloody good thing, but too late.
It's never too early for a cocktail.
He's completely unspoiled by failure.
Everybody worships me, it's nauseating.
Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.
He must have been an incredibly good shot.
The higher the building the lower the morals.
My life really has been one long extravaganza.
Goodnight, my darlings, I'll see you tomorrow.
Television is for appearing on, not looking at.
Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.
There's always something fishy about the French.
Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the mid-day sun.
Conceit is an outward manifestation of inferiority.
You will know you're old when you cease to be amazed.
She had much in common with Hitler, only no mustache.
Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture.
Certain women should be struck regularly, like gongs.
Star quality: I don't know what it is, but I've got it.
I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.
Why do I drink Champagne for breakfast? Doesn't everyone?
I also avoid green vegetables. They're grossly overrated.
I can't sing, but I know how to, which is quite different.
Las Vegas: It was not cafe society, it was Nescafe society
I write at high speed because boredom is bad for my health.
It is not the eyes of others that I am wary of, but my own.
Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.
I'm over-educated in the things I shouldn't have known at all.
If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.
The pleasures that once were heaven look silly at sixty-seven.
Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.
I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.
Your motivation is your pay packet on Friday. Now get on with it.
How about slipping out of those wet things and into a dry Martini?
Acting is not a state of being ... but a state of appearing to be.
Grab it while you can — grab every scrap of happiness while you can
For gin, in cruel sober truth, supplies the fuel for flaming youth.
Trust your instincts. If you have no instincts, trust your impulses.
She stopped the show - but then the show wasn't traveling very fast.
There isn't a particle of you that I don't know, remember, and want.
I don't much care for Hollywood, I'd rather have a nice cup of cocoa.
Good heavens, television is something you appear on; you don't watch.
Never trust a man with short legs. His brains are too near his bottom.
I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.
I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.