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My kitty cats could rely on my poker winnings.
My mother, she's like, She can work on herself.
Part of me wanted something bloody and really fun.
When you are mad at yourself, you are mad at everybody.
There just are not a lot of overweight people in Hollywood.
It's the most amazing cast, a dream cast. We laugh all the time.
Once you're able to look like an idiot and be OK with it, it opens up your potential.
It's a lot easier, I think, to be an actor in a movie than to spin a joke on a sitcom.
If you want to be an actor, you need to learn how to act first, even in sketch comedy.
I was only in LA for two weeks when I got that job. And I didn't work again for two years.
I'm friends with Hank Azaria. We were on a show together 800 years ago, and we laugh every single time.
I thought that somehow your life would be much different when you're famous... and it's not. You just buy more stuff.
When I look back to when I had my first son, I was unhappy. I couldn't understand why the weight wasn't just falling off.