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No one knows that I'm smart.
Study hard, but party harder.
When you're tan, you feel better about yourself
When you're tan, you feel better about yourself.
I have an education, I went to college, you know?
I've calmed down already. I don't hook up anymore.
It's important to be true to yourself and your vision.
I definitely want to get in shape and be healthy again.
You're going to have haters and you're going to have lovers
You're going to have haters and you're going to have lovers.
When you're tanner, you feel hotter and sexier. You should try it
The only person I've had sex with on Jersey Shore is my boyfriend
When you're tanner, you feel hotter and sexier. You should try it.
The only person I've had sex with on Jersey Shore is my boyfriend.
You have to remember that reality shows capture your worst moments.
What I'd like is to turn out like Jessica Simpson, with her whole brand
What I'd like is to turn out like Jessica Simpson, with her whole brand.
I'm trying to build an empire, because after this, I cannot get a normal job
I learned that buying expensive furniture with toddlers around is pointless.
I'm trying to build an empire, because after this, I cannot get a normal job.
Donald Trump, I would vote for him. Trump would make this country better I feel.
I feel like today should be a perfect Meatball day... Let's just get wastey-pants!
Just want to set the record straight. I'm single and I'm not going to get married!
If I do something stupid, which is pretty much the whole time, I hate it. I just hate it
It sucks, but no Long Islands or margaritas when you drink. It has to be straight vodka.
If I do something stupid, which is pretty much the whole time, I hate it. I just hate it.
I don't read. I don't like to read Harry Potter or anything like that. It's not my style.
Be sure of yourself, don't let anyone bully you, be a strong and independent woman or boy.
I don't read. I don't like to read 'Harry Potter' or anything like that. It's not my style.
I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it.
Don't let negativity affect your vision. People say harsh things, but don't let them affect you.
I don't have regrets, there are only lessons. You learn from them, and you become a better person.
I think you see more of like, the party side of me, which I call Snooki, it's kind of my alter ego.
I'll always be this crazy, fun person, but when it's time to get married, I'm going to be an amazing wife.
Old people they lose their sex life and that's not a good time. That's why they get divorced all the time.
I think I want to move forward. I want to move to Brooklyn and find a business Italian guy to take care of me.
I like a guy who makes me laugh, doesn't care about the fame, the show, he just likes me for me, he likes Nicole.
It's always been a dream to have my own sunglass line and I'm so excited to be able to finally offer it to my fans!
I went to school, I went to college. I know how to read. Even though I lack common sense sometimes, I am book smart.
[My favorite thing about motherhood is] that it's made me grow into a woman finally, and I finally grew up, thank God.
We all stick up for ourselves and I think that's why we stand out, because we really don't care what other people think.
I'm not good with time. Like, if I ask you the time and you say A quarter to 2, I wouldn't know. Why can't you just say 2:30?
As I graduated high school, it didn't faze me anymore. Right now, I don't even care what people think of me. I'm happy with myself.
I went into designing my house thinking I could have some more expensive items because I didn't realize my kids were going to be animals.
But it's really hard to eat good when you're traveling because you see fast food and you want to go to this restaurant and that restaurant.
Some exfoliates have rocks in them and it makes your skin really smooth, and cat litter is a good substitute. I haven't broke out at all yet!
We can't have cellphones, TV, radio or the Internet. If the president died, we'd have no idea. There's no normalcy. It's just like prison, with cameras.
It's hard for people to see you one way, but you're really the other way, so it's kind of like, 'Who am I, who are you?' Sometimes, I confuse even myself.
SnookiLove is really cute and it's inviting and welcoming. All my lines are like my personality: they are fun, they are outgoing, they are sexy, but not slutty.
Ten years from now, I would like to see myself successful as a brand, like Jessica Simpson, with babies running around and a beautiful husband and my own reality show