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I want my mommy, Mr. Squidward!
I love this young people's music.
Money is the ultimate source of joy.
A 5 letter word for happiness: MONEY.
What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?
I was the head chef on the S.S. Diarrhea.
Squidward, where are you? Shield me with your forehead!
A man works hard all week to keep his pants off all weekend.
We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request.
What doesn't kill you, usually succeeds in the second attempt.
I can think of ten good reasons to never let go of a dime, boy.
If I don't make any money today I'll surely break out in a rash!
Get back to work all of you! I'm not running a happy factory here.
If you're wasting time, you're wasting money... and that's just sick.
It's not always what you say that matters, sometimes it's what you don't say.
Well, the way I see it, there are three possibilities: One, you stole it; two, you stole it; or three, you stole it!