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Only fools are positive.
Shut up and say something.
Every time you think, you weaken the nation.
We're not nearly as violent as the westerns.
I'll squeeze the cider out of your adam's apple.
Our genius ain't appreciated around here... let's scram!
Keep laughing. As long as you’re laughing you still have hope.
If there's anything I like better than honey and ketchup, it's baloney and whipped cream --- and we haven't got any!
I used to stand outside the theater knowing the truant officer was looking for me. I would stand there 'til someone came along and then ask them to buy my ticket.