That’s the trouble with being scared all the time. Eventually, people just go numb.

See, Quentin, that’s why you should wear a cup before trying to assassinate someone.

Shaun get your sister her glasses. She looks naked without them. It's creeping me out.

He didn't have much strength to offer, but what he did have was hers without question.

Sometimes in the news, "luck" is just a matter of "capitalizing on someone else's pain.

I've seen that mixture of resignation and hopelessness before; its usually in my mirror.

If we didn't fear the truths we didn't hear, we'd lose the need to fear the ones we did.

There is nothing so patient, in this world or any other, as a virus searching for a host.

Sometimes, the hardest habit to break is the habit of doing nothing beyond the necessary.

No one wants to set out to be a hero, and discover that they've been a villain all along.

Any man who doesn't believe in carrying weapons on a first date is not a man worth knowing.

You can't win. Logic has no power over her when her territory has been invaded by heathens.

Follow the rules whenever possible. That makes it a lot more surprising when you break them.

The only thing we have in this world that is utterly and intrinsically ours is our integrity.

The laws of physics have already been violated. What happens if they decide to press charges?

I wanted the truth, and I wanted the news, and I'd be damned before I settled for anything less.

I'm a decent sprinter and I can gun a motorcycle from zero to suicidal in less than ten seconds.

There will always be people for whom hate is easier when it’s not backed up by anything but fear.

Things it is not polite to discuss at the dinner table: politics, religion, and the walking dead.

Just once, I want to meet the villain in a cheerful, brightly lit room. Possibly one with kittens.

Well, that’s not something you see every day. Go tell your father that Grandma needs the grenades.

Mother Nature is a freaky lady who probably created pot so she could spend all her time smoking it.

Jan built herself an ivory tower to keep the wolves out; she never dreamed they were already inside.

No one should be posing for duck-lipped selfies with the plaque of the dead. That wouldn't be right.

It is what it is. Isn't that how these things always go? They are what they are. We just get to cope.

That's the nice thing about insanity: evil people kill you, but crazy ones try to make you understand.

Most guys my age have girlfriends and drinking buddies on their speed dial. Me, I have the Memphis CDC.

I honestly have no idea what's going on anymore. I just need to find something I can hit. (Shaun Mason)

Is there any time in your life when you do not feel the need for caffeine?" "Sure. Sometimes I'm asleep.

My mother once told me that no women is naked when she comes equipped with a bad mood and a steady glare.

And then everything was in the hands of gravity, which has never had much love for the terminally stupid.

I'd say it was nice knowing you, but as you've effectively ruined my life, it almost certainly hasn't been.

May posterity show mercy when it look back upon the work we do today. We did what we could with what we had.

Any good Irwin can make going to the corner store for a candy bar and a Coke lood death defying and suicidal.

Be good. Be kind to each other. And if there's somebody you love, tell them. The world always needs more love.

Being a King sort of sucks," I said. Quentin wrinkled his nose, "So does your outfit." "Blood is in this season.

I guess in the end, it doesn’t matter what we wanted. What matters is what we chose to do with the things we had.

Pronouns are only useful when you combine them with other words. I have a few I can give you, if you're at a loss.

Don't think she can breathe over there, chief." drawled Shaun. "Pretty sure she hasn't kicked the oxygen habit yet.

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a third man's raw materials for their planet-buster earthquake machine.

Behold the power of the truth. When people see its shadow on the wall, they don't want to take the time to look away.

It felt odd to be laughing during a firefight. Then again, if you can't laugh when you're about to die, when can you?

Whoever authorized the evolution of the spiders of Australia should be summarily dragged out into the street and shot.

I really don’t think you should put your hand inside the manticore, dear. You don’t know where it’s been.” –Enid Healy

You are truly endearing when you sleep. I attribute this to the exotic nature of seeing you in a state of silence. —Tybalt

Who would come for her?" he snarled, rallying. Behind me, a voice shouted, "Tybalt, King of Cats. My claim precedes yours.

Life as the chosen religious figure for a colony of cryptid mice can be a lot of things, but it's definitely never boring.

Tybalt’s what we call ‘Cait Sidhe’— the fairy cats. Which explains the attitude. And the eyes.” “Meow,” said Tybalt, deadpan.

Children's games are stronger than you remember once you've grown up and left them behind. They're always fair, and never kind.

The difference between the truth and a lie is that both of them can hurt, but only one will take the time to heal you afterward.

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