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I was exhausted from fake partying. I was like, "I just danced for nine hours. Goodnight, ladies!"
I honestly think being single's great. Being in a relationship's great. It's all about the timing.
If you imagine whipping your skin every day, that's what it does and it's a full prosthetic piece.
It's not the most normal life in the world, but I screw up plenty of times to be a normal teenager.
My goal in life is to enjoy what I do, and never to look back and say I wish I would have done that.
I think that certain things are funny and certain things are okay to make fun of - including myself.
I don't wear makeup. I don't wash my hair every day. It's not something that I associate with myself.
I don't live lavishly, so it's not like I have 20 assistants and travel privately and shop every day.
There are things you fantasize about doing and saying, and then ultimately don't because it's illegal.
[Oz the Great] it's not like I had to imagine things, and as far as wire work goes, I had fun with it.
Putting the makeup on, not a problem. Taking the makeup off, every night.... it makes your face swell.
I think parenthood is just ripe for comedy. This just happens to be told from the perspective of women.
You can’t get mad at a bear for being racist. You can’t get mad at a bear for being offensive. It’s not real.
It doesn't matter if you're play-pretending crying or play-pretending laughing, you're still play-pretending.
You want to be honest with a character and play it truthfully, and you want to be genuine with your character.
That is the biggest form of bullying ever, the paparazzi. Printing lies, making accusations, it's just bullying.
I can't imagine loving somebody more than I love Wyatt [my son]. I can't. I just don't know how that's possible.
If you do put yourself out there and do things that are not safe, then you run the risk of being criticized for it.
You want baby daddy to be one step ahead of you. Which they can't be, so it's a weird thing to ask for. But I have.
It's very possible that I could look like a kleptomaniac and a pathological liar and that's why I keep getting hired.
I don't even have Facebook, Twitter or Instagram. Why would I ever want to be viral when I'm not even on the Internet?
Have a baby, and you realize: The second you think you got sh-t figured out, you don't. It's the greatest wake-up call.
I commend women who wake up 30, 40 minutes early to put on eyeliner. I think it's beautiful. I'm just not that person.
I decided to do a comedy. It's a good mind-set to go into work and be happy every day instead of being in a dark place.
My parents went through hell and back. They came to America with suitcases and a family of seven and $250, and that's it.
I never dated Wilmer Valderrama. I never dated Danny Masterson. They're like my brothers. That's disgusting. That's wrong.
"Well, we knew it. Women can't sell movies". That's what it used to be like. "Well, this movie did well, but it's a fluke."
In a marriage, you and your partner come first. And unless you and your partner are happy, that kid's never going to be happy.
I've had that conversation! "You had a minute! Why didn't you do that?" So if husbands could read our minds that would be great.
What's funny about my group of friends is that none of us ever went to the same school. None of us lived in the same part of town.
I have a really sweet daughter. She wants to hug all the other kids. I didn't teach her to be sweet. It has nothing to do with me.
Five inches of snow in five inch heels, you can't look sexy and you can't look like you know what you're doing because you're fall.
Confidence, not cockiness. Knowing who you are is confidence. Cockiness is knowing who you are and pushing it down everyone's throat.
I had a snowboarding accident. I fell off a horse. I've had a concussion, a fractured rib... I walk into walls. I'm always bruised up.
Teens are dealing with the same problems now in the '90s as they did back in the '70s, the only real difference is the clothes we wear!
If the bear were to make a racial comment, it would be more likely to get a laugh than if a person on stage were to make a racial comment.
I think all presidents should have teenage girls before they become presidents. If you can handle those hormones, you can handle anything.
To your point earlier if a female movie does well they're like "Oohhhh! I can't believe it did well! Maybe the next one will do well, too."
Growing up poor, I never missed out on anything. My parents did a beautiful job of not making me feel like I was lesser than any other kids.
Chivalry is not dead and you should be a gentleman. But if you are going to buy a girl a drink, buy it. Don't just offer it. Follow through.
What made me feel empowered was the gun, not the clothes. Like if I had the gun, it didn't matter what your size was, what your stature was.
I've always been a big proponent of not working for the sake of working, because I don't want to work for the rest of my life - I want to live.
I was really good at saying no. I decided I was just going to say yes to any opportunity that came, no matter how crazy. And it changed my life.
I went to college because I felt like I was supposed to. I graduated from public high school and I did all the things that I was supposed to do.
You always want to challenge yourself and work with people you respect. You can't always go by genres, but it's always fun to challenge yourself.
Dads - and people in general - should keep in mind that we as mothers put enough pressure on ourselves. We don't need outside pressure put on us.
The downfall of the industry is that there is a lot of pressure in it, a lot of rejection in it and a lot of competition in it. It's a whole mess.
Any man that has had a mother, has a sister, wants to be a father will find this [movie Bad Moms] incredibly eye opening and hysterical and funny.
I've never dated. I can say this honestly: I don't know what it's like to date. But also, how am I going to date? I'm not in one state long enough.
My parents’ biggest thing was that they just wanted me to graduate high school and go to college. They couldn’t fathom me acting for the rest of my life.