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Wonder Woman is lame. She flies around in an invisible jet, but she's not invisible. I don't get it.
I don't want to have people get completely sick of me before I've ever even done something legitimate.
I'm not a lesbian. I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes.
No one ever gets tired of loving. But everyone gets tired of waiting, assuming, hearing lies, and hurting.
My weight fluctuates constantly—I don't really take good care of myself. I just sort of exist and survive.
But me contradicting a news story is not going to make my words fact. It will just create a new news story.
I'm smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation.
I've read the Book of Revelation a million times. It does not make sense, obviously. It needs to be decoded.
I don't want to open my mouth or speak anymore, because everything I say becomes scandalous. It wears you out.
I've read the 'Book of Revelation' a million times. It does not make sense, obviously. It needs to be decoded.
Everyone with an iPhone is a journalist in their own way now, especially because we live in a tabloid culture.
I've actually stopped tinting my windows because the paparazzi look for trucks and cars with supertinted windows.
There's a million people I could name who are more deserving of the parts that I get and the life that I'm living.
I'm horrible to live with. I don't clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet.
If you're billed as a comedian, people will accept anything you say as light-hearted and not with intent behind it.
My dad used to hunt ducks, and my mom would put them in the pot. We lived really modestly. We had very little money.
Some girls love to go to the airport and have 50 paparazzi on them. I go to the airport and have a mental breakdown.
I never call them 'guys;' I always call them 'boys.' Maybe it's a superiority complex - my needing to keep them down.
Angelina Jolie was always a Method actress. She'd been nominated for Golden Globes before she ever did 'Tomb Raider.'
You never know when someone is videotaping you or trying to capture your image. I see how it makes some people crazy.
Having an infant is difficult. It's a lot of work, and I didn't hire any help because I overestimated my own abilities.
When you have two people, separate beings, trying to share one life together. That's always going to have difficulties.
I hate going out and being in crowds or being in clubs. I can't deal with it, and I don't like it; I've never liked it.
Women hold the power because we have the vaginas. If you're in a heterosexual relationship and you're a female, you win.
I think that I'm so psychotic and so mentally ill that if I could tap into that I could do something really interesting.
I feel like it's impossible to please the hardcore comic book fans, because they'll never be happy no matter what you do.
I'm a passionate individual, and sometimes when I have strong feelings about a subject, I feel the need to express myself.
I like someone who has a super gentle spirit and energy. I’m really gentle, and so I like a boy who will treat me that way.
I played with Barbies but I used to decapitate them. I used to take their heads off then dye their hair and do weird things.
I always bring cash for tips, and I never give less than $20. I used to work in a smoothie shop, so I know the value of a tip.
Hollywood is the most superficial thing you could possibly be a part of and if I weren't attractive I wouldn't be working at all.
Hollywood is the most superficial thing you could possibly be a part of and if I weren't attractive, I wouldn't be working at all.
So much of what I say gets sensationalized and journalists have to report on scandal because that's what people are hungry to read about.
I feel much safer with girls, so I felt more comfortable kissing her in the movie than kissing any of the other people that I had to kiss.
I have absolutely no skill set that would suggest that I would be able to do directing. [...] If I were able to, I'd like to get into that.
I'm just really confident sexually, and I think that sort of oozes out of my pores. It's just there. It's something I don't have to turn on.
Even when I'm trying to be straightforward and honest and my comments are innocent, inevitably they get turned into something sort of salacious.
I have a lot more fun making comedies because there's a levity on the set, and I find it difficult to go to work and, you know, cry for 12 hours.
I hate receiving compliments; I hate being told I'm talented or people think I'm going to be a movie star. I always feel that it's forced and fake.
I have the libido of a 15-year-old boy. My sex drive is so high. I'd rather have sex with Brian all the time than leave the house. He doesn't mind.
I think you accidentally learn things in high school that turn out to be life lessons when you are able to step back a bit and study them in more depth.
If you want your girls to feel strong and intelligent and be outspoken and fight for what they think is right, then I want to be that type of role model.
Social media has changed everything in our world. The collective humanity, as it was, has such a voice these days, and that's never really existed before.
I would love to do a movie naked; it would be beautiful. No one dares make that kind of film today. They did it in the 1930s in an arty way, so why not now?
I could see myself in a relationship with a girl - Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerizing.
I like reading books that provide you with knowledge that you previously didn't have. And books you have a chance to grow as a human being after reading them.
I like to be open with journalists and I like to be honest. I hate being disingenuous because that's really uncomfortable for me; I don't excel at doing that.
Every time I leave the house or we go anywhere, there is a paranoia. We always have to watch for specific cars and specific signs that we're being photographed.
Films don't hold the answers I'm looking for... Would you not be so much more interested in finding out that Bigfoot existed than in watching a really good movie?
Almost everything I say, no matter how innocent my intentions are, seems to get sort of manipulated and sensationalized and turned into some ridiculous news story.