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I'm not the best dog owner.
I love musicals more than anything.
I slip from workaholic to bum real easy.
I think if ever I met Peter O'Toole, I'd faint.
I spent a lot of time growing up in Ireland in Donegal.
It was not a good thing in my family to be a 'personality.'
The first dog I got was a border collie. Her name was Sally.
I saw Al Pacino on the street once. That made me very nervous.
When I was a kid, I would sometimes go to Ireland with our family.
'Election' - I just loved the script, and I loved having the part.
You have to fight the green monster with your mind, not your fists.
I like actors who are sort of different and eccentric - not what you expect.
People are consistently telling me how much they like my wife. That's my cross to bear.
I just want the money and the fame and the adoration, and I don't want any of the other stuff.
I think I'm a somewhat nervous bee who just wants to conform. Which, I guess, is common in bees.
I walk into rooms and I don't know why I'm there. I'm like, 'Why am I standing in front of the toilet now?'
When I see people who have to fly to a city every day with a laptop and stuff, that's why - I don't think I could manage that.
It's no fun to be miscast. The times I've done parts that I don't feel, in retrospect, I was great for - it's a very bad feeling.
Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.
I like the sentimentality of 'Miracle on 34th Street' and all those movies, and there actually is a tradition of Christmas comedies, too.
Anytime I talk about my wife, I want to make it, like, 'the battle-ax,' and I always do that bit, but it's not true. She's a very positive person.
My son wants to be Batman and he wants the Batman costume that comes in the mail. It has fake muscles in it, which is very disconcerting on a four-year-old.
I liked 'Brighton Beach Memoirs,' which I did with Neil Simon. I kind of was playing him, as Eugene Morris Jerome, and I played that a few times at the very beginning of my career.
I used to wonder what it would be like to see my name on a billboard. I couldn't even imagine something like that. Then you see it, and, well, it just makes billboards not as special as they used to be. It's weird.
Can I get a fork?; There were no utensils in medieval times, hence there ARE no utensils AT Medieval Times- would you like a refill on your Pepsi? ;So there were no utensils but there was Pepsi?; Dude, I got a lot of tables to wait
'The Road to Wellville'... it had Anthony Hopkins, Bridget Fonda, directed by Alan Parker. I hadn't been doing all that well, and I was thrilled to get it, and it just didn't work. It was a terrible movie, but I don't think it's anyone's fault.
I probably wouldn't make a good accountant. I don't even understand what my accountant tells me. But the character is a sort of exaggerated version of me, he's a little more frightened than I am, everything seems so much bigger to him than it does to me.
We celebrated Christmas. Not religiously, but we did the tree and the lights. Hannukah always seemed not quite as thrilling - Sorry to my Jewish brothers and sisters! But when you're a kid, Santa and all that, you know, that really trumps the menorah. So we did Christmas.
There can be moments onstage - but sometimes in a movie, too - where you just feel you're in a golden space. You're in this strange world where everything you do makes sense. And it's funny: the audience is right in it with you, and the other actors, and you get these rare moments of feeling at one with something. You hear voices in your head.