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Eat my shorts!
Don't have a cow, man.
Think beer; drink beer.
Welcome to Suckersville, man.
Me fail english? Thats unpossible.
Me fail English? That's unpossible.
Homer no function beer well without.
I'm a writer who just happens to draw.
I'd be vegetarian if bacon grew on trees
Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?
God often gives nuts to toothless people.
Being a good embalmer is a thankless job.
Everybody is clever, just in their own ways
I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun.
Public transportation is for jerks and lesbians.
Buy Space Ghost cereal, but don't eat the prizes.
I didn't lie, I was writing fiction with my mouth.
'The Simpsons' is an especially collaborative show.
I want it to go on, but I want us to go out on top.
English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England.
The entire world of grown-ups is corrupt and stupid.
Most TV shows don't reward you for paying attention.
Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.
Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.
Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it?
Let's face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight.
I can't believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off!
I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming.
Science fiction and comedy are generally a pretty bumpy mix.
Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.
I'm a level 5 vegan, I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.
I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me.
I like the 'Simpsons' pinball machines. Those are pretty great.
I believe that children are our future. Unless we stop them now.
When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work!" (Homer Simpson)
You toyed with my heart, like it was a toy heart. (Lisa Simpson)
You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head.
If God didn't want us to eat cows, why are they made out of meat?
Keep your expectations tiny you'll go through life not so whiney.
I don't mind sharing the blame if she'll just admit she started it.
A lot of our writers, like Conan O'Brien, moved on to other things.
If at first you don't succeed - give it up. It isn't worth the pain.
I always say that 'Futurama' is real, and 'The Simpsons' is fiction.
Are we alone in an uncaring universe, or is God some kind of wiseguy?
Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.
First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.
Did you hear something?" "No." "Did I hear something?" "...I don't know.
I promise I'll do anything for you, especialy if it's easy. Homer Simpson
When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
Do my worst, eh? Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons." --Mr. Burns