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Congress: America's only true criminal class.
On with the dance, let the joy be unconfined.
A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.
Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
Benefit of clergy: Half-rate on the railroad.
Your actions speak so much louder than words.
If I had more time, I would have written less.
As I slowly grow wise I briskly grow cautious.
If one is honest there is no need to remember.
What a man misses mostly in heaven is company.
Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
I can speak French but I cannot understand it.
Wine is a clog to the pen, not an inspiration.
Virtue has never been as respectable as money.
Man is the only creature who has a nasty mind.
The average man don't like trouble and danger.
Love is madness, if thwarted it develops fast.
Prosperity is the best protector of principle.
Strange is the man who practices his religion.
Love heightens all senses - except the common.
God's noblest work. Man who found it out? Man.
Circumstances make man, not man circumstances.
It is better to be alone than unwelcome. - Eve
I was born modest; not all over, but in spots.
Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
You can't throw too much style into a miracle.
Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them.
Every man is a moon; he has a side no one sees.
To avoid lying, do nothing that needs covering.
The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
We have the best government that money can buy.
There is no security in life, only opportunity.
It takes a heap of sense to write good nonsense
France has usually been governed by prostitutes
The man who isn't a pessimist is a damned fool.
I can live for two months on a good compliment.
The past does not repeat itself, but it rhymes.
It is your human environment that makes climate
Human beings can be awful cruel to one another.
The more I know people, the more I love my dog.
Write without pay until somebody offers to pay.
Etiquette requires us to admire the human race.
I'm all for prosperity. It's change I object to.
Today's burdens can strengthen you for tomorrow.
Every year you wait, long ago gets farther away.
Do something everyday that you don't want to do.
The solution to our water problems is more rain.
There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.
The secret of making progress is to get started.
It were not best that we should all think alike.