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I love animals.
Comedy is a noble art.
Babies got it going on!
Comedy was all I ever wanted.
I will never stop complaining.
My life is anything but typical.
To be a feminist is to be alive.
I definitely support free speech.
I love New York. I love working here.
Anger and comedy are really connected.
I just think women are funnier than men.
I don't like pot anymore -- I forget why.
I'm always surprised when I get recognized.
I love singing and that's kind of my new thing.
I have so much hate that it has turned into love.
The first thing you lose on a diet is brain mass.
I refer to myself as gay, but I’m married to a man.
I think reality television is such a special talent.
The power of visibility can never be underestimated.
In some places it's actually very OK to be homophobic.
I’m not playing the race card. I’m playing the rice card.
When people think the world of you, be careful with them.
Grow up and let anyone try to contend with the adult you.
Grow up and let anyone try to content with the adult you.
Im not a mom, but I think the word mother is about wisdom.
Comedy is quite a difficult place for queers and for women.
Comedy is the only weapon I have to battle totalitarianism.
George Bush isn't Hitler. He could be if he applied himself.
I want Jesus to come back and say 'THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT'" -
I am in love with Counting Crows. It is so manly and American.
That's part of being an artist; you have to be that sensitive.
Since I became a dancer, I have felt much better about myself.
Monogamy is so weird. Like when you know their name and stuff.
I have permanent damage to my body because I wanted to be thin.
Love is the big booming beat which covers up the noise of hate.
I think comedy is an angry art form; it's an outsider art form.
If you have sex, it should be for you, not for the other person.
I'm super-obsessed with 'Intervention.' I wrote a song about it.
I like to respond with jokes and to keep it as light as possible.
It's important to feel beautiful; it's political to feel beautiful.
I think sex is really about the self, and really a self-reflection.
Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is.
Why go through life feeling cheated? It does nothing but make you bitter.
I'd like to put across the notion that bad taste is actually good for you.
I am always writing no matter what I am doing and no matter what it is for.
If you say you're not a feminist, you're almost denying your own existence.
That notion that we're in the post-racism, post-sexism world is so not true.
I'm not a body shamer. The word fat has been used to hurt me my entire life.
In the early '90s, there was such a limited idea of what you could see on TV.
I think it is time for all babies to let us know who they want for president.