Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

I consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get.

It's hard to find a good man, but it's good to find a hard one.

Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.

I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it.

It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.

A good man is hard to find -- but you'll mostly find him asleep.

When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

I never set out to make men a career; it just happened that way.

Personality is the most important thing to an actress's success.

I'm the girl that works at Paramount all day, and Fox all night.

Never mind about the six feet. Let's talk about the seven inches.

I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.

Love is the only industry which can't operate on a five-day week.

Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present

Sometimes I don't drink so the next day I can remember having fun.

Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.

The best way to learn to be a lady is to see how other ladies do it.

Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.

I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.

March isn't the only thing that's in like a lion and out like a lamb.

You can do what you want, but saving love doesn't bring any interest.

Life's just a merry-go-round. Come on up. You might get a brass ring.

Hollywood was like a mouse being followed by a cat called television.

Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.

No one can have everything, so you have to try for what you want most.

Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.

Poor Mary Ann! She gave the guy an inch and now he thinks he's a ruler.

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it - come on up.

Marriage is like a book. The whole story takes place between the covers.

Brains are an asset to the woman in love who's smart enough to hide 'em.

We're intellectual opposites. Well, I'm intellectual and you're opposite.

Goodness, what beautiful diamonds!' 'Goodness had nothing to do with it'.

I believe that it's better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.

Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.

A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.

Don't come crawlin' to a man for love-he likes to get a run for his money.

Women with pasts interest men because they hope history will repeat itself.

Women are as old as they feel and men are old when they lose their feelings.

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.

Let men see what's coming to them, and women will get what's coming to them.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

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