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It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.
I started out as Snow White, but then I drifted.
Curve: The loveliest distance between two points.
Love is what you make it and who you make it with.
I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.
Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.
An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.
I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?
I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.
I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.
It's easy to get married, but hard to stay that way.
I never loved another person the way I loved myself.
Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
Don't ever make the same mistake twice unless it pays.
I made myself platinum, but I was born a dirty blonde.
I always say, keep a diary and someday it'll keep you.
Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
I believe in the single standard -- for men and women.
Diamonds talk, and I can stand listenin' to 'em often.
I have never loved a man as much as I have loved myself
He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces.
When you get the personality, you don't need the nudity.
I know so much about men because I went to night school.
A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.
If you put your foot in it, be sure it's your best foot.
The bite of existence did not cut into one in Hollywood.
His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.
Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.
Good theater is not what is expected, but what surprises.
When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.
Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
Give a man free hands, and you'll know where to find them.
Let's get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini.
Just a little sheep dip. Panacea for all stomach ailments.
A girl in the convertible is worth five in the phone book.
Personally, I like two types of men - domestic and foreign.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Dating means two things; disillusionment or a racing heart.
It's not what you can do, but the way you do it that counts.
Why don’t you come up and have a little ... scotch and sofa?
Don't let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella.
Kiss and make up-but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.
Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces.
There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Men are all alike - except the one you've met who's different.
A man in love is like a clipped coupon - it's time to cash in.