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A wedding is no way to begin a marriage.
False hope is better than no hope at all.
Love is like skydiving without a parachute.
A person without regrets is called a corpse.
Of course I believe in hell. I have three brothers.
Tact is for people with too much damned time on their hands.
Women have to be in the mood for sex. Men have to be breathing.
What if there's no such thing as PMS and this is just my personality?
Sometimes we succeed because of our upbringing, sometimes we do so in spite of it.
A guy's got to get a license to drive a Geo, but any doofus with a few good swimmers can be a father.