God bless America!

I have a really curly hair.

The promise of socialism is a lie.

I do watch reality TV every night.

Going on 'Howard Stern' was embarrassing.

I love New Year's in Times Square so much.

I don't have the stomach for 'Fear Factor.'

James Comey is a corrupt, narcissistic weirdo.

Madonna taught me more philosophy than Ayn Rand.

All of Obamacare has resulted in human suffering.

I think that most people are natural libertarians.

I didn't like Jenny McCarthy when I first met her.

I love reality shows, and I love talking about them.

I love the influence of surf culture on fashion in L.A.

There really shouldn't be public schools, should there?

Abortion, to me, is an issue of personal responsibility.

There's a difference between John Bolton and Mike Pompeo.

I mean, the whole enterprise, all of Obamacare is immoral.

Pulling punches because someone happens to be a woman is disgusting.

Caving into blather and peer pressure never bolstered anyone's argument.

I have had babies, so I've had ultrasounds and am very thankful for them.

I really like Savannah Guthrie. I think that she is a very likable person.

Oh my garden, I hope Cory Booker runs for president, just to watch him lose.

We all know what happens with socialized medicine: rationing and stagnant care.

Here is a piece of advice: If you want to strengthen your views, challenge them.

I have no problem with military and entitlement reform, lower costs raise freedom.

Implying women are too weak to take a joke is *implicitlty* sexist, and ridiculous.

Socialism is antithetical to freedom, because when it breeds and thrives, people die.

I loved 'Breaking Bonaduce.' I was amazed it made it on TV. It was so raw, so disturbing.

Work always triumphs over dependency, as anyone who is engaging in the economy can attest.

What's great about MTV is that it belongs to whatever generation is the steward at the time.

I celebrate political protest, it is necessary and protected for a reason, but make it good people!

If Rick Santorum and Rachel Maddow are both gunning for you, it probably means you're on the right track.

Beto is banking on his sacharrine positivity as the ultimate antidote to President Trump's honest saltiness.

I come from a very long line of very superstitious Romanian women who hold on to their chastity probably way too long.

I had such a warped self-image. And I really think America thought I was an eccentric loudmouth. I thought I was demure.

If money weren't cool, pseudo-socialists like Bill Maher and Chelsea Handler would tell jokes for free in soup kitchens.

Beto O'Rourke speaks in annoyingly pert platitudes like some mediocre yoga instructor who promises to 'build a movement.'

We don't want to raise sheltered children. They should see different parts of the country, and they should experience things.

What people consider my worst interviews were kind of the best, as well, in a way, because they were so surreal, like J Mascis.

I made myself a promise that every time I turned on the microphone, no matter what it was, I was going to say something of value.

Leaders' like Maduro, Erdogan and Putin hate freedom because it gives filthy peasants too much say and power over their own lives.

Do you know who pays for socialized medicine? You do. And do you know what people do when they think it's abundantly free? They loot.

Washington is nothing if not an orchard of absurdities, and poking fun at power brokers is neither sex blind nor for the faint of heart.

In the beginning MTV was totally cool. Later on, there was more specific wording as to what I was allowed to do in public and the press.

It was Comey who wrecked the FBI and allowed this witches brew of biased managers to simmer and boil over when things didn't go as he planned.

People at Fox are very close, and always feel like they're part of something. We may not agree on every issue, but it is a very special place.

I have never kissed a woman, but Madonna in all her glory with coney bras and burgundy black 'Vogue' lips makes me rethink my heterosexuality.

There is no more divisive character in modern politics than Steve Bannon, as he symbolizes the devil incarnate for the heaving, emotional left.

Wealth creation and job growth are nothing to be ashamed of, and the expression of economic creativity is a beautiful manifestation of freedom.

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