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I'm quite a hermit.
I've never cooked a great meal.
I do like crossing moral boundaries.
People are so quick to get offended.
I'm a pretty solitary type of person.
I find heartbreaking stuff really funny.
I'm always checking other people's opinions.
Doctors are just people and they can make mistakes.
My name is Brian and I am a troll. An internet troll.
The very first time I did stand-up, that was terrifying.
I think trolling is a sort of art form, a bit of a craft.
Going to a pub when you're not drinking is pretty boring.
The day I say I'm famous is the day I sound like a fanny.
The only thing I worry about over-sharing is boring people.
Why do I want to annoy people? Because annoying people is funny.
I've always been a very open person, all my life, even at school.
I never made my website to try and get anywhere, it was just a laugh.
I've just got a really sick sense of humour that's separate from reality.
If the Internet went down or there was no telly I would be 'oh no, oh no.'
For me, in my mind personally and privately, there are no limits to comedy.
I don't feel comfortable calling myself a writer or a director or an actor.
I don't need a lot: I've got a telly, a computer - what else can you get me?
Me, you could stick me in solitary confinement for 100 years and I'd be fine.
No, I don't think I'll ever get any stalkers, as I'm the stalker type myself.
I've never been an embarrassed, 'never talk about their feelings' sort of person.
Once you get it in your head you're finished with something, to go back, it hurts.
I'm genuine! I've not got some dark, shadowy corporation behind me pulling the strings.
I don't drink anymore, I don't go up the town and I'm not interested in events and parties.
It's in me to get steaming and to think too much, worry too much about the future, the past.
I'm alright with being disliked rather than trying to be perfect, because you get to relax then.
I think no matter where you're from, you're going to be laughing about stuff going on around you.
It's fine if folk don't like my sense of humour. But if somebody misunderstands, then that hurts a bit.
I love 'The Twilight Zone,' the original black and white ones with Rod Serling's wee bit at the beginning.
There's nothing quite like sitting watching the telly on a Saturday night. It has such a nice, homely feel.
I get a lot of ideas sitting in the living room staring at the walls or lying in bed thinking about things.
If I call myself an actor, it sounds like I'm trying to pass myself off as someone who went to drama school.
People say 'Limmy's Show' is kind of hit or miss, but I'd rather that than having something generally likable.
Actually, I just want to entertain people. Put that in my obituary, a final picture, all dark in the background.
You can get too involved with all the wee things in life, but the most important thing is you're alive and well.
I mean, maybe I'm alternative in that my stuff's not mainstream, doesn't want to be mainstream, could never be mainstream.
I write in quite a simple way because that's just the way I write. The vocab I use is quite wee. That's just the way I talk.
I've always had something a wee bit up with me, but I think it's some kind of learning difficulty. It's always been something.
It's almost like schizophrenia the way I get ideas about things that are not really happening and just end up focusing on them.
Trolling can be a great way to engage with the world, a way to regain self-esteem and happiness, or, dare I say it, a way of life.
My maw died when I was 20. You tune into the radio or the telly and life goes on. Things keep on happening. The world doesnae stop.
I've got a sick sense of humour, a dark sense of humour. I do care about things and care about people but there's another side to me.
Going to the doctors - for me that was quite brave, taking that first step. That was a bit scary, saying that I wanted to go on anti-depressants.
I like wee arguments, I've never been into jokes. I'm more into strange things and madness and things escalating and things not really making sense.
I think most people like a bit of freedom and hearing things that they might not agree with, rather than just having everybody shutting their mouths.
My son likes Doctor Seuss books, but they're right tongue twisters. You get to certain bits and you stumble your words and it makes you feel like an idiot.