Quotes by Les Dawson - Page 2

Mind you, I've always been musical... Mother used to sit me on her knee and I'd whisper, 'Mummy, Mummy, sing me a lullaby do,' and she'd say: 'Certainly my angel, my wee bundle of happiness, hold my beer while I fetch me banjo.'
Les Dawson / Comedian
Angel
Beer
Fetch
Lullaby
Mother
Mummy
Musical
Banjo
Bundle
Certainly
Hold
Sing
Sit
Wee
Whisper
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You do something you're really quite proud of, and the public doesn't like it. Then you do something that perhaps you're not at all happy with and the public loves it. And that's the moment of truth, because it's the audience that's the final judge.
Les Dawson / Comedian
Audience
Proud
Judge
Loves
Perhaps
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In awe, I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebony void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang, for ever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as I looked at all this I thought... I must put a roof on this toilet.
Les Dawson / Comedian
Space
Awe
Belts
Heaven
Infinite
Jupiter
Majesty
Mars
Moon
Roof
Void
Zenith
Like
Across
Thought
Watched
Chariot
Ever
Towards
Hang
Must
Heavens
Toilet
Looked
Put
Ride
Wherein
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I was sat at the bottom of the garden a week ago, smoking a reflective cheroot, thinking about this and that - mostly that, and I just happened to glance at the night sky and I marvelled at the millions of stars glistening like pieces of quicksilver thrown carelessly onto black velvet. In awe I watched the waxen moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an amber chariot towards the void of infinite space wherein the tethered bolts of Jupiter and Mars hang forever in their orbital majesty; and as I looked at all this, I thought, 'I must put a roof on this lavatory.
Les Dawson / Comedian
Moon
Night
Stars
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