I think if you feel like you were born to write, then you probably were.

Calling someone a drama queen is so negative. Why not 'content creator'?

You know, I always think of myself as sort of ready for every criticism.

I thought about starting a novella club because it seemed less ambitious.

The work that's interesting to me in other people is really confessional.

I think what people really hate is to be caught by surprise by criticism.

When I was nine, I wrote a vow of celibacy on a piece of paper and ate it.

I don"t feel like there are a tremendous amount of roles for the size I am.

You don't need to be flamboyant in your life to be flamboyant in your work.

I think breakfast is the one meal when you don't have to eat animal, maybe.

Scandal has made wine and popcorn seem like a viable, even healthful, meal.

People are ultimately threatened by young people taking positions of power.

We both followed our hearts and had no choice but to hurt each other deeply.

It's okay to change your mind. About a feeling, a person, a promise of love.

There’s always an article coming out, saying, ‘The new thing is funny women!’

My mom said the term heavy petting existed a lot when she was in high school.

I thought I was really a radical, political person, which of course I am not.

There's always an article coming out, saying, 'The new thing is funny women!'

If someone doesn't answer your email within six hours, it means they hate you.

Now if you went to someone's house to look for them, you would be a psychopath.

But I want to tell my stories, more than that, I have to in order to stay sane.

I have to write people who feel honest but also push our cultural ball forward.

The male capacity for turning the negative into a compliment is really alarming.

The joke I always make about myself is that I'm self-involved, but I'm not vain.

Mine's [fans] a lot of like weird guys in prison. So I don't need to answer them.

The parts I enjoy playing aren't really available to me. So I have to write them.

Not to speak for Jason [Benjamin], but he's a straight married dude with two kids.

I find it really awkward to do a scene where I'm supposed to seem like I'm in love.

I had always written. I had written stories and poems. Then I started writing plays.

There are so many reactions to art that make sense to me - but 'ick' means something.

I wish that author [ E. L. James] all the success in the world. It's just not for me.

Barbie’s disfigured. It’s fine to play with her just as long as you keep that in mind.

There's people who don't want to see bodies like mine or bodies like their own bodies.

I'm just waiting to be 85 and be in a pajama community. Everyone's welcome to join me.

I've always been someone who feels better, if I see what I'm going through in a movie.

Instagram what you think is funny and exciting and try not to include any animal abuse!

When it's low-budget, and you have one other person on the set, you have to make rules.

I would go to work from 9 to 6, go home, nap for two hours, then write from 8 to 2 a.m.

My weight fluctuates depending on my mood and my current devotion to my fitness routine.

I just don't want to be around people who don't hate everything in their life right now.

My parents were very supportive when I was growing up and have been all the way through.

I've always had a talent for recognizing when I am in a moment worth being nostalgic for.

My fears came true: People called me fat and hideous, and I lived. And now I keep living.

I learned that people are much more game to mock their own personas than you would think.

Basically, anything a sexual predator might do to woo a small suburban girl, I was trying.

I hate to be the person that's like, "We're doing something that's never been done before."

I have work, and then I have a dinner thing. And then I am busy, trying to become who I am.

Directing is about as visual as I get and I will leave artmaking to the rest of the family.

I feel prettier with a naked face and ChapStick. But a good haircut makes a huge difference.

Let's be reasonable and add an eighth day to the week that is devoted exclusively to reading.

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