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I don't even tweet.
LeBron is not a fool.
I raised my boys good.
I'm a globally loud person.
Parenting is different for everybody.
My legacy is always going to be fine.
I don't regret anything I say... Never.
I don't need no advice from Kobe Bryant.
If you don't cop the ZO2s, you're not a baller.
To make me cry you've got to hit me with a 2-by-4.
When you're a snake charmer, you're gonna get bit.
I ain't stepping back to nothing... I don't step back.
Don't worry about what I'm doing. I take care of mine.
If you look at my boys, the one thing they do do is win.
Look at Steve Kerr - he's the Milli Vanilli of coaching.
Ain't nobody going to stop me from doing what I'm doing.
You gotta use cuss words when you don't have no intellect.
Even if you don't want to hear me, you're going to hear me.
Who's gonna want to wear a loser's shoe? I know I wouldn't.
Just because people say things, they're supposed to be true?
My boys' goals are to be in the NBA, regardless of what team.
You have people that make suggestions you got people that do things.
Eighty dollars for a T-shirt - that's how you know the brand is good.
My title is LaVar Ball, the big baller, the CEO of the Big Baller Brand.
If you want something, and you want it, you shouldn't just go and steal it.
I told my boys this: Somebody gotta be better than Michael Jordan. Why not you?
I was 270 lbs with a 48-inch vertical, benching 500 pounds, running a 4.5, 4.6.
Luke Walton was the worst coach ever for Lonzo 'cause he had a losing mentality.
I'm from L.A. I've seen a lot worse things happen than a guy taking some glasses.
I ain't no Kardashain, I ain't Kris Jenner. We the Balls, welcome to the Ball era.
LeBron James without Lonzo is not gonna win a championship in L.A. I guarantee that.
I think if all three of my boys get on the Lakers somehow, they would change the NBA.
Being undefeated, Gelo and Melo winning 60 games in a row, my boys don't lose too much.
I'm a trainer. That's my passion. It ain't basketball. My boys, their passion is balling.
I been in Russia, Germany, Denmark, Switzerland, London. I'm all over the place being loud.
If you get Lonzo you know what you get. If you let him do what he does, I guarantee he wins.
You may not like me. You may think I'm cocky or arrogant. But you will be thinking about me.
Realistically you can't win no championship with three white guys because the foot speed is too slow.
I say get all three of my boys and you have a championship... the chemistry is the best ever between the brothers.
I don't want this to sound racist, but most Orientals are nonconfrontational. They'll let things slide. I'm not like that.
I don't want no distractions on Melo. So therefore I'm going to home-school him and make him the best basketball player ever.
I told my boys that one of them wasn't going to make it. Because if you've got three, only one, maybe two make it to the NBA.
Things are gonna happen in life. Either you are gonna help do something about it or you just gonna let it happen and destroy you.
Once you get into a real good situation, where somebody really believes in you, that's what you can take off to a whole other level.
We get three of the Ball boys on the Lakers together, and we gonna go championship, championship, championship, championship, championship.
You don't coach a Magic Johnson, you don't coach a LeBron, you don't coach really a Lonzo. They understand the game, they smart, they understand.
If a coach gets behind Lonzo and has confidence in him, I'm cool. 'Cause that's when he's very successful. He's been successful in AAU, high school and college.
Not everyone wants to go to school. Some guys might be blessed with being 6'10 and running and jumping better than anybody, so they want to be a professional athlete. There's nothing wrong with that.
If you don't have the coach, you're out of luck. So you can get as many players as you want, if you don't have a system or you don't understand what you're getting ready to do, you're not going to win.
She's the one. Just so smooth. She's not like other girls. She's tough, smart, pretty. I told my wife, 'I been with you so long, you can have one eye drooped and your mouth over here like this and you're still beautiful to me. I look at you the same way. That ain't gonna never change.'