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Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object.
Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.
The unexpected always happens.
Lead, follow or get of the way
He laughs best whose laugh lasts.
Ignorance is the mother of research.
Lead, follow, or get out of the way.
Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.
Fools rush in where wise men fear to trade.
Reality is for people who can't face drugs.
A rut is a grave with the ends knocked out.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
Poetry is that which is lost in translation.
When I want your opinion I'll give it to you.
Many live by their wits but few by their wit.
If at first you don't succeed, lie, lie again.
Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.
Against logic there is no armor like ignorance.
Don't worry about middle age: you'll outgrow it.
You shouldn't punish others for your own choices.
Give a child enough rope and he will trip you up.
do it now. There may be a law against it tomorrow.
A man convinced against his will is not convinced.
Incompetence plus incompetence equals incompetence.
Would the boy you were be proud of the man you are?
If you can't keep up, drag them down to your level.
Two things reduce prejudice: education and laughter.
Ignorance once dispelled is difficult to reestablish.
It usually takes two people to make one of them angry.
A lawyer is a man who helps you get what is coming to him.
Middle age is when the best exercise is one of discretion.
The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure.
When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.
Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertise.
Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively.
Don't knock the rich. When did a poor person give you a job?
Middle age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.
Two can live as cheaply as one - if they both have good jobs.
The habitually punctual make all their mistakes right on time.
Home is where the college student home for the holidays isn't.
They lead only as the carved wooden figurehead leads the ship.
A bore is a person who lights up the room simply by leaving it.
Slump, and the world slumps with you. Push, and you push alone.
The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of it.
America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation.
When a New Yorker looks like he has a suntan, it's probably rust.
In the country of the blind, the one-eyed king can still goof up.
The modern child will answer you back before you've said anything.
Many an optimist has become rich simply by buying out a pessimist.
The problem with temptation is that you may not get another chance.
