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My boyfriends are all more romantic than I am, and so are my lovers.
Money doesn't spend in hell.... The devil deals in a different coin.
We're making a list." "And checking it twice." Edward shook his head.
There are only two kinds of vampire hunters: good ones and dead ones.
Mercy will get you killed, but sometimes it's all that makes us human.
Maybe you’re not willing to give up a lover who’s colder than you are.
Always having to have the last word is a bad trait. Pisses people off.
You are an abomination before God. Jesus loves you too, I said smiling.
What's your name?" Donald." Hi, Donald, missed you at the wienie roast.
Never throw stones if you think they're going to come back and hit you.
You walk like a duck with a wet diaper on.'' Anita Blake Vampire Hunter
Be nice, be nice, until it's time to stop being nice, then destroy them.
Here's the secret to finishing that first book. Don't rewrite as you go.
Never argue with your characters; they know themselves better than you do
Regrets are about decisions that you know you should have done different.
Edward smiled, I smiled, even Bernardo smiled. Olaf just looked sinister.
Ideals are great in theory ... but they don't work too well in real life.
Since you won't give me your names I'll call you Thing One and Thing Two.
You'd think a sociopath assassin wouldn't have a fan following but he does
Better to assume the worst and be wrong than assume the best and be wrong.
Why was so much evil pleasant, pretty on the outside, like poisoned candy?
You will never lose your nerve. Your life, probably, but never your nerve.
When you apologize, try not to smile at the same time. It ruins the effect
In real life I do violence, but for psychic stuff I do other things better.
Everyone wants to grow up to be a faerie princess. Trust me, It's overrated
You'd think a sociopath assassin wouldn't have a fan following but he does.
Life is often like that, the best balancing on a knife edge with the worst.
A crowd is an elemental thing. A word, a glance, and a crowd becomes a mob.
It was two weeks before Christmas. A slow time of year for raising the dead.
There's no one so self-righteous as someone policing someone else's morality.
Sometimes the greatest wounds are the ones we try the hardest not to inflict.
Can the sarcasm,' he said. 'Please, I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned.
Love sucks. Sometimes it feels good. Sometimes it's just another way to bleed.
That kiss was really nice you know before you...bit me, but it was still nice.
Ma petite is not a subtle woman. Unless you say it, she will not understand it.
Anyone who tells you size doesn't matter has been seeing too many small knives.
Nothing is more appealing than a handsome man who is also uncertain of himself.
By 17, I was submitting to publications and collecting my first rejection slips.
Everyone spends their lives trying to balance their world between good and evil.
All men love to talk about themselves, even the ones who are completely buggers.
I was shaking all over, and it wasn't from the vampire. Memories have teeth, too.
murder takes presedence over watching my boyfriend strip" -ID, Anita to Nathaniel
The only true happiness lies in knowing who you are ... and making peace with it.
It feels like we're in a Harry Potter book talking about He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.
We were U.S. Marshals. We hunted and killed the monsters. We did not run from them
Fear will bind you closer than love, or hate, and it works a hell of a lot quicker.
Sometimes love isn't about being smart. Sometimes it's about being stupid together.
Sometimes it's not the optimist you need, but another pessimist to walk beside you.
One serial killer sends me a human head in a box, and I get all spooked; Go figure.
Vampires were always either trying to kill me, or own me. God I hated being popular.