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Hardly anyone in the world is an American
I wish we had all been born birds instead.
Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.
Make love when you can. It's good for you.
An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth.
I can have oodles of charm when I want to.
People who were so good. There were angels.
If you can do no good, at least do no harm.
Traveling is like dancing lessons from God.
Each one of us has to be what he or she is.
You know who was a hero? Franklin Roosevelt.
There's only one me, and I'm stuck with him.
I never asked to be born in the first place.
If God were alive today, He'd be an atheist.
Ideas or the lack of them can cause disease.
You've got to be a good date for the reader.
Love may fail, but # courtesy will prevail.
The economy is a thoughtless weather system.
Eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow we die.
No art is possible without a dance with death.
Cigarettes are a classy way to commit suiside.
There are plenty of good reasons for fighting.
... uncritical love is the only real treasure.
Smoking is the only honorable form of suicide.
I urge you to please notice when you are happy.
There's a Chaplain who never visited the front.
Listen: Billy Pilgrim has come unstuck in time.
There was no immunity to cuckoo ideas on Earth.
What war has always been is a puberty ceremony.
Do not let the bitterness steal your sweetness.
Music is, to me, proof of the existence of God.
It is harder to be unhappy when you are eating.
Start [writing] as close to the end as possible.
Take life seriously but none of the people in it.
Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
Most things in this world don´t work, aspirin do.
Only in books do we learn what’s really going on.
I am better now. Word of honour: I am better now.
The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.
Live while you live, when you're dead you're dead.
The year was 2081, and everyone was finally equal.
I never knew a writer's wife who wasn't beautiful.
Humor is an almost physiological response to fear.
I am the victim of a fortunate series of accidents.
Writers can treat their mental illnesses every day.
I guess everybody who isn't dead yet is a survivor.
People need good lies. There are too many bad ones.
It's a nice glass of champagne at the end of a life.
The triumph of anything is a matter of organization.
It's a terrible waste to be happy and not notice it.