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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
Many a family tree needs trimming
All the world loves a good loser.
You won't skid if you stay in a rut.
Politics makes strange post-masters.
A loafer always has the correct time.
None but the brave can live with the fair.
It's the good loser who finally loses out.
Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.
The rich man and his daughter are soon parted.
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
A friend that ain't in need is a friend indeed.
Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
Flattery won't hurt you if you don't swallow it.
Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble.
Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
It's what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
Nobuddy ever listened t' reason on a empty stomach.
Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it's by applause.
It is no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be.
Making a long stay short is a great aid to popularity.
Experience is a dear teacher but he delivers th' goods.
If at first you do succeed don't take any more chances.
The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
There's many a slip twixt the blueprints and a new house.
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it.
In spite of all our speeding it's still the style to be late.
Gittin' talked about is one o' th' penalties for bein' purty.
Who remembers when we used to rest on Sunday instead of Monday?
When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
