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Bring it,muthafuckas.Bring it.
Mr. Tall, Blonde and Lightning
Winning ugly is still winning.
When in doubt, blame the dark elves.
Silly dark elves. Earth is for Druids.
Sweet Honey of Dagda, now I was babbling.
Wow you need to get some sun.” “Shut up. I'm Irish.
Do Angels have assholes?" Atticus O'Sullivan - Hexed
Am I not a fearsome enemy?" "You frighten me primally.
I didn't respond, because naked people never win arguments.
What do you know? She liked to be told she was scary. Kinky.
Poison?" she (Granuaile)said,"I hope it isn't iocane powder.
Now go and stake some vamps. Especially the sparkly emo ones.
She switched from ecstasy to embarrassment at about Mach five.
You are telling me that your lawyer is a bloodsucking vampire?
Whoa. He had ghouls on speed dial. My lawyer kicks so much ass.
That's right, there's free beer in Irish paradise. Everyone's jealous.
Bullshit, as you Americans say. He's Irish. The Irish say bullshit too.
its difficult to dislike a man who takes pleasure in giving away free beer.
I had privately changed 'This, too, shall pass' into 'You, too, shall die'.
Yer a good lad, Atticus, mowin’ me lawn and killin’ what Brits come around.
Well o' course she's feelin' dandy! She's the mother o' God for the love o' Pete!
Gods can screw anything and anybody. For reference, see history. Atticus O'Sullivan
The royal hound's belly demands rubbing. Step lively, humans, neglect me not." ~Oberon
Depression is a prison to which you have the key except you never think to look for it.
You don't need to say any special incantation or sacrifice a stray cat or something first?
When he said to give him the sword, I don’t think he meant for you to stick it in his guts.
On a Creep Scale from Hello Kitty to Cthulhu, I award it a Freddy Krueger. Granuaile MacTiernan
I'm not a proper anything. Majoring in philosophy kind of turns positive assertions into maybes.
If I waved that in front of a museum curator, he'd promptly lose control of his salivary glands.
Lie down and offer your throat. No, wait, that's how dogs submit. I know! Offer her you're wallet!" Oberon
Tell her I am Peace Dawg but I think her cats are closely allied with The Man. I'm going to stick it to them.
Anyone who's ever tried to tangle with a teddy bear cholla knows there's a whole lot more bear than teddy to it.
Druid log July 15: Dark elves are not only quick and efficient killers, but creative and pyrotechnically inclined ones.
Granuaile:"So why don't cult leaders achieve godhood?" Atticus:" Because they're megalomaniacs drenched in douche juice.
They'll have to bring in Mulder an' Scully, because there ain't no CSI on the planet that'll ever be able to explain this.
Yes and I appreciate it. But this is going to be difficult enough without running my words through a filter of illiteracy.
Peace be with you," I said, and as I turned to resume my journey with Coyote, I added under my breath, "and asskicking be with me.
He was a god of rock. He nearly solved all the world's problems with nothing but power chords and anguished cries into a microphone.
She didn't go all fangirl on anyone, but I suspect that's only because none of them bore the slightest resemblance to Nathan Fillion.
Monty Python is like catnip for nerds. Once you get them started quoting it, they are constitutionally incapable of feeling depressed.
As any war veteran will tell you, there is a vast difference between preparing for battle and actually facing battle for the first time.
Wisdom eludes me yet, but foolishness I captured long ago and to this day it is my constant companion, though many people consider me wise.
I yawned and stretched luxuriously in the morning. I make noises when I stretch because it feels ten times better than stretching silently.
She thinks petting me is an honor. This is an unexpected position to take for a goddess of slaughter, but I applaud her defiance of convention.
Ye know what me Sean used to say, God rest his soul? He said, 'A friend will help ye move, Katie, but a really good friend will help ye move a body.
I hoped you would consider it seriously instead of laughing at it.' 'Mr. Chamkanni said much the same thing in bed the first night home from the hospital
They never predict anything fun," Granuaile answered. "Just once I'd like to hear a prophet tell someone, 'Thou shalt win a bitchin' Camaro on a game show.
There is always a price to pay for badassery. Neo was a badass in the Matrix and the Matrix Reloaded, but the price he had to pay was The Matrix Revolutions.
The tendency of modern American women to exclaim 'Hiiiiiiiiiiii!' in soprano octaves and hug each other upon sight can be disconcerting to those unfamiliar with it.