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My goal is to make everyone and anyone a Kevin Hart fan.
I want to be funny, but it has to be a believable funny.
Take me and my role seriously. Take my talent seriously.
I'm not Russell Crowe. I'm not going to do a period piece.
I don't like to hear woman argue...it makes my balls itch.
My son is becoming me - just a silly, silly prankster guy.
I stayed true to my dreams and, eventually, they came true.
A reputation as a hard worker is a good reputation to have.
I was probably tall as a child, but I just stopped growing.
My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.
I love that I can tell the truth and have people laugh at it.
My lady makes me do it. I sang Whitney Houston's "Bodyguard".
When I was married, I definitely went through a lying period.
For me, the way I stay consistent is through stand-up comedy.
What? Okay, back up. How in the hell do you 'turn up missing'?
Some people come to work and that's exactly what it is - work.
My upbringing was solid because of the people I had around me.
I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!
The beauty of me is I'm always going to ask. I'll never not ask.
I think sometimes celebrities get so big, they're not reachable.
If you're my bestfriend I shouldn't have to ask you to lie for me.
Winners are the ones who want the most out of their opportunities.
People who eat with their mouth open should be punched in the face.
Everybody wants to be famous, but nobody wants to put the work in!!
I think women go crazy for a reason. It's not like it just happens.
A lot of blood, sweat, and tears have gone into this career of mine.
The most important thing for a director is being able to communicate.
I'm a whopping 5 foot 4 inches tall. I'm not going to get any taller.
You've got to put yourself in positions to take away what can be said.
I'm trying to maintain a level of realness that my fans can appreciate.
My success comes in making fun of whatever you're doing. That's my way.
I go onstage and I talk, and I remember what I'm saying, and I track it.
People don't want to hear about me having leather walls or gold toilets.
My main goal is to be a self-made man and have control over what's mine.
I shouldn't have to ask for your permission for me to put you in my lie!
Hollywood has a way of making everything seem like an overnight success.
I didn't want to lift weights and get all big; I just wanted to get cut.
I can't cook, but I can make a turkey and cheese sandwich like nobody else.
Take me seriously. Take me and my role seriously. Take my talent seriously.
The only time you should look back in life, is to see how far you have come.
I was the guy on the swim team entertaining the bus on the way to the meets.
The best feeling in the world is seeing the benefits and rewards of hard work.
At the end of the day, women are a distraction. Whether you realize it or not.
Chris Rock does the political thing really well, but that never worked for me.
My brother tried to explain sex to me when I was 7 - and he did it with a cup.
Because I'm small, I've been called things from 'Happy Feet' to 'Little Face.'
My goals are so high that I don't have time to relax in any way, shape or form.
My goals are so high that I don't have time to relax, in any way shape or form.
I took my daughter to the father-daughter dance, and I cried like a little baby.
I have good laugh every day. I enjoy life. I'm surrounded by love and positivity.