Quotes by Kenneth Williams - Page 1

Fundamentally, diaries are about loneliness.
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Diaries
Journal
Loneliness
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The program is already funded. Everything is in place.
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I see myself as a roving mosquito, choosing it's target.
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Mosquitoes
Roving
Target
Myself See I See
Choosing
Mosquito
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I can't stand innuendo. If I see one in a script I whip it out immediately.
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Innuendo
Scripts
Whip It
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And I take full responsibility for my actions and whatever consequences my peers see fit.
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Action
Peers
Responsibility
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It's anticipated that Hurricane Rita will still be a Category 3 storm when it hits Port Arthur.
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Arthur
Hurricanes
Storm
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I found that if I got up on the stage to entertain the troops I could make them shut up and look.
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Host
Looks
Shut Up
Troops
Entertain
Shut
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A fan club is a group of people who tell an actor hes not alone in the way he feels about himself.
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Art
Groups
People
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A fan club is a group of people who tell an actor he's not alone in the way he feels about himself.
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Alone
Feels
People Way Who
Alone People Way
Actor
Fan
Club
Group
Himself
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It was Noel Coward whose technique I envied and tried to emulate. I collected all his records and writing.
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Coward
Emulate
Envied
Hypnosis
Records
Technique
Writing
Collected
Whose
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I wonder if anyone will ever know the emptiness of my life. Personal Diary -- Last entry Oh whats the point?
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Diaries
Emptiness
Lasts
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They say Im demonic in humor in the sense that I think people need somebody to wake up their mental processes.
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Needs
People
Thinking
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You can make one (self-contained self-rescuer) that would last all day, but you'd have to carry it behind in a wagon.
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Lasts
Self
Wagons
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The nice thing about quotes is that they give us a nodding acquaintance with the originator which is often socially impressive.
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Acquaintance
Impressive
Nice Thing
Originator
Quotes
Socially
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The nicest thing about quotes is that they give us a nodding acquaintance with the originator which is often socially impressive.
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Funny
Giving
Nodding
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We know grooming is important for people. To get their hair done, to get makeup and things like that - that makes a person feel better.
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Feel Better
Grooming
Hair
Makeup
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Love is when you would go to the very end of the world with her, and in case she feels weary and tired in between the journey, you would carry her till the end.
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Journey
Love
Tired
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All problems have to be solved eventually by ONESELF, and that's where all your lovely John Donne stuff turns out to be a load of crap because, in the last analysis, A MAN IS AN ISLAND.
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Men
Islands
Lovely
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I didn't like the King's Cross world: it was grimy and dirty. I always envisioned myself in much more romantic and grand surroundings. I never really thought that I belonged to the working-class area at all.
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Kings
Class
Dirty
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People need to be peppered or even outraged occasionally. Our national comedy and drama is packed with earthy familiarity and honest vulgarity. Clean vulgarity can be very shocking and that, in my view, gives greater involvement.
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Clean
Comedy
Drama
Familiarity
Greater
Honest
Involvement
Outraged
Shocking
Vulgarity
People Drama Comedy
Gives
National
Occasionally
Packed
View
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A genial and cultured Arab, Ameen Rihani, whose English is perfect and whose eloquence is astounding. He will discuss with equal eagerness and knowledge the merits of Picasso or Van Gogh, or the Zionist question, or the British achievements in Arabia.
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Achievement
Merit
Perfect
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