I sweat a lot.

So. How was your week?

Our directives must be reassessed.

What can I say? Chicks dig the mask.

Basically, I'm a fiscal conservative.

I just want to do a good job as mayor.

Yeah, I can dig that... SUCKAAAAAAAAAA!

Pursue your dreams but have a backup plan.

I would consider myself a Reagan Republican.

I run a couple of newspapers. What do you do?

Freddy Krueger was one of my childhood heroes.

I'm very much a 'one day at a time' kind of guy.

I don't do what you people want. I Do What I Want!

It's not a small world! It's a painful, ugly world!

For someone my size, it's difficult to be inconspicuous.

I found you people in mud huts.. you were living in CAVES!

I don't think that's the only thing he did in those pants.

Kane and Glenn Jacobs are two separate entities, you know.

When I think about being out of the business, it scares me.

The thing about WWE that is so awesome is the global reach.

Knox County is home. I love it here, and I love the people.

I used to play 'Halo 2' and 'Ghost Recon' online quite a bit.

TSA is such low-hanging fruit. I mean, anybody can bash the TSA.

Oh, I'm ready. Are you ready? It doesn't matter if you're ready!!!

I have been around a long time and shared some very elite company.

I have always taken everything as it comes and tried to stay in good shape.

Knox County, Tennessee, is a great place to live, work, and raise a family.

When I was very first getting into wrestling, the Undertaker was my favorite.

I breath wrestling. It's in my blood. I have kind of a confidence when I walk.

It's gratifying to see people come up to me and thank me for entertaining them.

My biggest moment was me beating Stone Cold Steve Austin to win the championship.

The horror genre is probably my favorite genre along with psychological thrillers.

I looked in the mirror and saw a lot of stuff, but 'movie star' was never one of them.

I'll admit, when I look back on the past couple decades, a lot of it seems like a blur.

I think the great thing about the WWE universe is that they just love to see us perform.

Undertaker, for almost as long as many of us have been watching WWE, he's been part of it.

Anyone that watches WWE realizes a lot of times we do big stuff. We're considered over the top.

I've been in WWE for 22 years, and that's a long time, and I still think I perform at a high level.

If it hadn't been for Paul Bearer, there would not have been a Kane. For that, I'm forever grateful.

I'm not sure what the average career span of a WWE superstar is, but I've exceeded that by a long way.

I personally hate psychiatrists. When I was a kid, I saw quite a few of them, and they ruin everything.

I'm not a big fan of spiders and snakes and worms and stuff like that, but they don't really creep me out.

He's a freak. Just like me. Just like all those Kane-a-nites out there! And you know what, Freaks are cool!

I've always been happy about what's gone on in my career. It's been tremendous: more than I can ever hope for.

Our forces shall spread like a great plague across the earth, every blue zone on the planet will feel our wrath!

You don't need religion to have morals. If you can't decide right from wrong then you lack empathy, not religion.

I was playing college football, and I hurt my knee very badly my senior year, and I didn't want to get a real job.

Just like everyone else, I was a big fan of Paul Bearer and Percy Pringle and all of the other names that he went by.

I'm not worried about a 'blue wave,' I just think Republicans have to act like Republicans and govern like Republicans.

I think, as Republicans, we need to stick by what we believe in. And that is fiscal conservatism and individual freedom.

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