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I eat liars for breakfast.
I'm not a good interviewer.
It's your life; live it well.
Beauty fades, dumb is forever.
I've had an absolutely magical run.
I don't like to watch train wrecks.
Being a nurturer isn't being a moron.
Remember, a Trojan is more than a horse.
I can't stand stupid, and I can't stand slow.
Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.
I think the fundamentals of America are strong.
If it doesn't make sense, it's usually not true.
I'm an entertainer, and I'm paid as an entertainer.
I still think an Egg McMuffin is the best breakfast.
If you commit a crime, you maybe have to be haunted.
A combination of tenacity and luck brought me here today.
Your son went into your kitchen and took a kitchen knife.
I don't have two different personalities. I am what I am.
In too many ways, political correctness has been a bully.
I couldn't give a rat's tutu about your emotional distress
Don't make a cemetery of your life by burying your talents.
Unless you believe in reincarnation, this is your one shot.
Being a TV star is a great gift. Everyone treats you royally.
The time to change was yesterday; the time to wake up is now.
Since I'm the judge, it's a very stupid thing to irritate me!
I still love working. I still love being in the mix of things.
I'm a law-and-order girl: I like people who do the right thing.
If you tell the truth, then you don't have to have a good memory
You only have one thing in business, and that is your reputation
Never let anyone or anything define your value or limit your dream.
I think that you're supposed to know when it's time to say goodbye.
If you're going to spend your time, spend your time getting smarter.
"Beauty fades," my father would tell me, "but dumb? Dumb is forever."
Incarceration is supposed to keep the community safe from your behavior.
Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn't work, and it annoys the pig.
I was an unremarkable student with passable looks and a direct personality.
There's no cap on success. The jury stays out till you take your last breath.
I started out in a two-room apartment in Brooklyn and thought, 'Never again.'
I go down to the gym unwashed, like something dragged in from behind a truck.
I don't read bad mail. I don't save mail. I'm too old to read negative things.
I only do one thing at a time; otherwise, I get confused and then I can't trick you.
What keeps me going is those cases, maybe ten a year, where I can make a difference.
A period of detention in a chilly upstate facility can be a great attitude adjuster.
The reason that you have statutes of limitations is because evidence goes stale sometimes.
Working parents bring a certain amount of guilt to their relationship with their children.
I don't like to rule by committee. I like sort of an autocratic way of dealing with things.
Long before I was Judge Judy, when I was an unknown worker bee, I usually got what I wanted.
It took them 13 years to get O. J. Simpson, but they got him. What goes around comes around.
I resent it when any part of the government refers to people who have money in the pejorative.
If you take control over those things you can, you are better able to negotiate the unexpected.