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The sterile, arid environment created by truly jarring and discordant signage and gargantuan billboards is a turnoff.
Jonathan Katz / Comedian
Billboards
Arid
Discordant
Jarring
Sterile
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I'm officially middle-aged. I don't need drugs anymore, thank God. I can get the same effect just by standing up real fast.
Jonathan Katz / Comedian
Drug
Middle Aged
Real
Standing
Thank God
Anymore
God Thank God I Can
Fast
Effect
Officially
Standing Up
Thank
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Scientists have found the gene for shyness. They would have found it years ago, but it was hiding behind a couple of other genes.
Jonathan Katz / Comedian
Couple
Found
Hiding
Shy
Shyness
Years
Years Ago
Behind
Gene
Scientists
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For a good chunk of Israelis, it doesn't matter who is in power when it comes to dealing with the Palestinians. Their focus was more on economic issues.
Jonathan Katz / Comedian
Chunk
Dealing
Israelis
Palestinians
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