Quotes by Jon Glaser - Page 1

I always feel like I'm forgetting things.
Jon Glaser / Actor
Feels
Forget
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For the most part, people don't know who I am.
Jon Glaser / Actor
Knows
People
Who I Am
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If you're a stand-up, you're more or less yourself.
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Changing the world, one exclamation point at a time.
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Changing The World
Exclamation Points
World
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Ground the main character in stupidity. Hire a good cast and a good crew.
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Character
Crew
Stupidity
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I didn't necessarily set out to think of a show to make fun of reality shows.
Jon Glaser / Actor
Fun
Reality
Reality Shows
Thinking
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If you want to be a crazy person, go for it. But don't impose it on your kids.
Jon Glaser / Actor
Crazy Person
Go For It
Impose
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If you're doing stand-up, there is no fourth wall; you're engaging an audience.
Jon Glaser / Actor
Audience
Engaging
Wall
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What one person might see as violent, someone else may see as beautiful. Maybe even art.
Jon Glaser / Actor
Art
Beautiful
May
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I don't mind not having recognition. If it happens, fine, but it doesn't bother me that it's not there.
Jon Glaser / Actor
Fine
Mind
Recognition
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There were plenty of times some writers would make some kind of stupid joke to each other and then it was on TV that night or that week.
Jon Glaser / Actor
Night
Stupid
Tvs
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I suppose we all have a lil' inner or outer a-hole inside of us, just waiting for the right opportunity to rear their own beautiful buttholes.
Jon Glaser / Actor
Opportunity
Beautiful
Waiting
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I'm sort of known in the comedy community as 'Smooth Sailing,' just 'cause everything always goes great. I've always had success at every turn.
Jon Glaser / Actor
Sailing
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I’m sort of known in the comedy community as “Smooth Sailing,” just ’cause everything always goes great. I’ve always had success at every turn.
Jon Glaser / Actor
Causes
Community
Smooth Sailing
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It's always been about when I do theater, the audience is just a viewer, not taking part in what's onstage. Whereas if you're doing stand-up, it's inclusive.
Jon Glaser / Actor
Audience
Theater
Viewers
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For me, it feels like my ideas are more specific to random thoughts or single ideas I might have, as opposed to being influenced by a general perception of absurdity.
Jon Glaser / Actor
Ideas
Might
Perception
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There's nothing wrong with fame, but to seek out the spotlight just to be on TV for the sake of being on TV, and to put your children on there, I think, is especially disgusting.
Jon Glaser / Actor
Disgusting
Sake
Spotlight
Your Children Nothing
Seek
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There's a big difference to me between the people who are famous and just accept the fact that it comes with the territory of what they do, and the people who actively seek it out, who intentionally put themselves in the position of being on camera and being famous.
Jon Glaser / Actor
Being Famous
Territory
Famous Me People
Actively
Big Difference
Intentionally
Seek
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I really just think it's disgusting when people - to actually say that you want to be famous, it's just gross. There's nothing wrong with fame, but to seek out the spotlight just to be on TV for the sake of being on TV, and to put your children on there, I think, is especially disgusting.
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Children
People
Thinking
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I'm sort of known in the comedy community as "Smooth Sailing," just 'cause everything always goes great. I've always had success at every turn. Everything has gone well for me. I've never had a project fail. Everywhere I go, it's "What's up, Smooth Sailing?! How are the seas today, buddy?" I'm like, "Calm as can be!"
Jon Glaser / Actor
Community
Sailing
Today
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"Smooth Sailing" and "Hall of Fame" are my top two nicknames. "Cool Guy." "Jolly Jon." "Fun Jon." There's a lot of derivatives of Jon. "Cool Jon." Some people took "Smooth Sailing" and "Fun Jon" and made "Smooth Jon." That's a good one. It's just starting to catch on with the general public. Just every now and then, "Hey! Smooth Jon!" Or "You're Smooth Jon, right?!" People aren't quite sure. I'm like, "Yeah." "Okay, cool, that's what I thought!"
Jon Glaser / Actor
Fun
Guy
People
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