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I'm flatulent in many languages.
If you like Hank, you'll like Wilder Good, too.
Don't take anything for granite. That's what tombstones are made of.
When you find a germ of truth, beware. Those germs can make you sick.
When I'm alone, I'm in the company of the most interesting dog I know.
I've never been convinced that the sun would come up without me barking.
Bravery and devotion to duty hath no greater reward than to see the cat get into trouble.
When time marches on, it steps on your nose and tail, and leaves boot prints down your back.
There's no better way to mess up a good cowdog than to let him discover that goofing off beats the heck out of hard work.