Quotes by John Gierach - Page 1

Okay, I'm in the tampon aisle, but I don't see it.
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Aisle
Okay
Tampons
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Creeps and idiots cannot conceal themselves for long on a fishing trip.
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Fishing
Long
Trout
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The things fishermen know about trout aren't facts but articles of faith.
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Fishing
Lakes
Sea
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I don't really know how to tie a fly until I've tied a hundred dozen of them.
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Fishing
Lakes
Sea
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If people don't occasionally walk away from you shaking their heads, you're doing something wrong.
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Away From You
Fishing
People
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Really, the only thing a psychiatrist can do that a good (fishing) guide can't is write prescriptions.
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Fishing
Guides
Writing
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Successful trout fishing isn't a matter of brute force or even persistence, but something more like infiltration.
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Lakes
Persistence
Successful
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Something to think about: If you fish the wrong fly long and hard enough, it will sooner or later become the right fly.
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Fishing
Long
Thinking
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I still enjoy the company of most dogs more than that of most people, because dogs are capable of uncomplicated enthusiasm.
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Dog
Enthusiasm
People
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Sure, it was your idea and your fly, but he caught the big fish. Remember, fairness is a human idea largely unknown in nature.
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Life
Big Fish
Ideas
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The solution to any problem -work, love, money, whatever -is to go fishing, and the worse the problem, the longer the trip should be.
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Fishing
Problem
Trout
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It's an odd fact of life that whichever side of the stream you're on, two-thirds of the best water is out of reach on the other side.
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Lakes
Rivers
Sea
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Accurately recalling an entire day of fishing is like trying to push smoke back down a chimney, so you settle on these specific moments.
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Fishing
Lakes
Sea
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Fishing in rainy conditions may make fisherman seem crazy to the great mass of unimaginative people, but then few fishermen care what they think
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Crazy
Sea
Thinking
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Lawyers are like nuclear weapons. By all rights they shouldn't exist, but if some people have them, then you'd better have one, too, just in case.
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People
Rights
Weapons
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Maybe your stature as a fly fisherman isn't determined by how big a trout you can catch, but by how small a trout you can catch without being disappointed.
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Fishing
Lakes
Sea
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I used to like fishing because I thought it had some larger significance. Now I like fishing because it's the one thing I can think of that probably doesn't.
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Lakes
Sea
Thinking
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Fly tackle has improved considerably since 1676, when Charles Cotton advised anglers to 'fish fine and far off,' but no one has ever improved on that statement.
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Fishing
Lakes
Sea
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The best fisherman I know try not to make the same mistakes over and over again; instead they strive to make new and interesting mistakes and to remember what they learned from them.
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Lakes
Mistake
Sea
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We do have to think seriously about conservation now, although it is chilling to realize there are catch-and-release fishermen alive today who don't know how to clean and fry a fish.
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Lakes
Sea
Thinking
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Cell phones have changed us from a nation of self-reliant pioneer types into a bunch of men standing alone in supermarkets saying, ‘Okay, I’m in the tampon aisle, but I don’t see it.'
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Men
Phones
Self
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Luckily, though, there are still a few guys around who will look you straight in the eye and say, eloquently and to the point, ‘It’s been too goddamned hot for too long and the river has gone off.’
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Eye
Long
Rivers
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I think I fish, in part, because it's an anti-social, bohemian business that, when gone about properly, puts you forever outside the mainstream culture without actually landing you in an institution.
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Fishing
Mainstream Culture
Thinking
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Fly-fishing is solitary, contemplative, misanthropic, scientific in some hands, poetic in others, and laced with conflicting aesthetic considerations. It's not even clear if catching fish is actually the point.
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Fishing
Hands
Poetic
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They say you forget your troubles on a trout stream, but that's not quite it. What happens is that you begin to see where your troubles fit into the grand scheme of things, and suddenly they're just not such a big deal anymore.
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Fishing
Forget You
Trout
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Fish sense, applied in the field, is what the old Zen masters would call enlightenment: simply the ability to see what's right there in front of you without having to sift through a lot of thoughts and theories and, yes, expensive fishing tackle.
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Fishing
Lakes
Sea
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Trout aren't naturally as selective as they've become in crowded tailwaters - they've been trained to be like that by too much fishing pressure. I've seen tailwater fish that are so hysterical they'll refuse naturals. You wonder how they get enough to eat.
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Fishing
Lakes
Sea
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Flyfishing does have its social aspects - on some of our crowded trout streams it can get too social - but esentially it's a solitary, contemplative sport. People are left alone with themselves in beautiful surroundings to try to accomplish something that seems to have genuine value.
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Sports
Beautiful
Sea
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I necessarily fear change except that it's so seldom for the better. It's just that I can live with any number of things going straight to hell as long as these streams continue to hold up. If this amounts to living in a fool's paradise, don't waste your time trying to explain that to the fool.
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Long
Numbers
Trying
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If we carry purism to it's logical conclusion, to do it right {fishing} you'd have to live naked in a cave, hit your trout on the head with rocks, and eat them raw. But, so as not to violate another essential element of the fly-fishing tradition, the rocks would have to be quarried in England and cost $300 each.
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Fishing
Rocks
Trout
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From my own experience I can say that a bad back makes you hike slower, stove-up knees keep you from wading confidently, tendinitis of the elbows buggers your casting, and a dose of giardia can send you dashing to the bushes fifteen times in an afternoon, but although none of this is fun, it's discernibly better than not fishing.
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Fun
Lakes
Sea
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I like to do every operation the same way on each fly. In the course of tying a batch of flies, I might get an idea on how to do something differently, but try to save it to try out later rather than break my comfortable rhythm. I don't worry about forgetting it. In my experience good ideas stay with you, while bad ones go back to where they came from, and good riddance.
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Fishing
Lakes
Sea
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I know I'm a long way from greatness, but I am beginning to come at it in my own way. I can go through the basic motions pretty well, don't rely quite as religiously on specific fly patterns as I once did, have worked out ways of compensating for some of my most egregious weaknesses and have come to count heavily on timing because it's a hell of a lot easier to catch fish when the fish are biting.
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Greatness
Long
Patterns
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