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It just seems like the Democrats always have a problem when a Republican gets in office.
I can't stand to work out. I can't stand to do a sit up; you know, I can't stand to run.
I know there's a lot of guys who would love to see me fail. Well, good. Let 'em. I'm glad.
I've always been a quick putter, so I should never get the yips. But I got 'em. I got 'em bad.
I'm an OCD neat freak. I can't stand messes. I make my bed every morning. Laundry. I do it all.
I'm not the most religous person in the world, but I think the good Lord up there has blessed me.
I guess you can say I always liked to take chances. Sometimes it works out. Sometimes it doesn't.
The fans have always helped me get through good things and bad things on and off the golf course.
All four days I didn't think. I just hit. Squeaky (Medlen, his caddy) said 'kill' and I killed it.
Nobody can know what's in my heart. Nobody can know what I'm thinking. I know what I've got to do.
You can be addicted to meat, as far as I'm concerned. Why else would I eat six cheeseburgers a day?
I've always been a good ball-striker, but if you're not a great putter, you're not going to win a lot.
Watch out for guys like Scott Piercy and Danny Willett. They both play really good on fast, fast greens.
I need to play three or four weeks to get into a rhythm. I'm not like Tiger. I can't play one week and win.
I love the European tour. I always have. But my home is the United States. That's where I would rather play.
My life is to play golf, sit home with the wife and kids, and do things with the family more than I used to.
The only way I'll ever make the Ryder Cup team is when I become captain; then I can name myself to the team.
A bad day on the course doesn't have to mean a bad night and a bad week and you get to scream at your agent.
I never had any alcohol on the golf course that I remember, except for one time, and that was the L.A. Open.
I'm not a religious person. I have a one-on-one relationship with God, but I don't go to church like I should.
I've been honest with a lot of the problems I've had in life. Everybody has problems. They can relate to that.
I try to think of myself as a lion, bringing down the kill, controlling the jungle. A lion controls his jungle.
I don't care what anybody says. The first tournament is not the hardest one to win. It's always the second one.
I'm not scared of Tiger. I'm not scared to go head-to-head. I'm not scared to have a long-drive contest with him.
I can tell you one thing. I've done this my way. I don't have anybody to blame for this win but me, and I love it.
There are probably some things I could do to keep my flexibility up, but I'd rather smoke, drink diet Cokes and eat.
I like to have this gut to put my elbow on it when I putt because I did it for so long. I just feel healthier this way.
Life is nothing but a memory. People who dwell on the bad ones aren't going to have a whole lot of good ones coming up.
It seems there always something coming up for me during Masters week, but that's not an excuse to play good or bad golf.
Coming down the 18th, your heart's pounding, and the hair is sticking straight up on your arms - there's no feeling like it.
How you frame an issue shapes how it is viewed by others. Great advocates frame their ideas as problems that need solutions.
Granted, I could go out and lose everything (by) gambling and drinking, but there's no sense in denying it. It's in my blood.
This fitness thing is blown out of proportion. What am I going to do on a treadmill - smoke a cigarette and drink a diet Coke?
I can't dwell on the past, that I haven't won a lot, but anytime I didn't play good was mainly because I didn't putt very good.
I've had it with the USGA and the way they run their tournaments. The USGA loves to embarrass guys who play in their tournaments.
I don't mind hitting the ball bad, but when I feel like I've hit the ball pretty good for four days and shoot an 81, it's not golf.
Whether I'm shooting 10-under or 10-over I have to realize people have come a long way to see me play. I can't be back-handing putts.
I was never able to have three of four beers. One's too many, and ten just ain't enough. Basically it's the way I've been since high school.
I enjoy the oohs! and aahs! from the gallery when I hit my drives. But I'm getting pretty tired of the awws! and uhhs! when I miss the putt.
There's a time in everybody's life they really don't want to talk to people: they want to get away from talking or being on the phone and stuff.
I'm not a big gambler anymore. I like to do it. I enjoy it instead of trying to make money off of it, because I realized you can't make money gambling.
My father gave me some Jack Nicklaus MacGregor clubs when I was six years old. He cut down some of the shafts, but they were men's clubs, so they were heavy.
I can sit here and hit all the balls and chip and putt all day long, but if you're not playing competitive golf... there's nothing better than competitive golf.
I wasted a lot of my talent in the '90s because the money was so big, and I was making so much money, I didn't care to practise as much. That is my only regret.
The greatest thing for me is when someone comes up and says, 'My son started playing golf because of you,' or, 'I started playing golf because of you,' and all that.
Ideas really do matter. But in any organization a good idea will only go so far unless its proponents are willing to fight the political games to get the idea adopted.
Osteoarthritis is a tough thing, brother. If my knee was broke, I would have had it fixed. But my situation is totally different. It's painful as hell is all I can say.
You're playing competitive, and it's always better to play four competitive rounds than it is two because you sit there for a weekend and then you start all over again.
Florida sends me a handicap sticker when I'm there. It's embarrassing. But I can't walk more than six holes before the whole knee swells up, and then I can't go anymore.
I know I'm not the only guy that's had problems in life. And it seems to me that a lot of athletes shy away from talking about things that may have happened to them or their families.