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I hate a mess.
It sucks getting old.
Perception's not reality.
Kid Rock is a hell of an athlete.
I just don't enjoy poker that much.
I feel like I'm the Babe Ruth of golf.
I still wake up every day, so I'm winning.
Patrick Reed has become a hell of a player.
I wanna have more majors than Jack Nicklaus.
Golf is my passion, and so is great barbecue.
I'm the luckiest human being that ever walked.
The U.S. Open is not John Daly's style of golf.
My knee is screwed. I had the meniscus cut out.
I believe nicotine plus caffeine equals protein.
I learned you can't drink whiskey and play golf.
I've always said throwing a club shows you care.
I don't like watching golf on TV. I'd rather play.
I've screwed up a lot, but I've always admitted it.
Everybody fights demons. Some are worse than others.
You need 100 percent concentration on golf to succeed.
I look at the PGA, and it was like winning the lottery.
I've had surgery on my knee and both feet and my elbow.
I know there's a lot of guys would love to see me fail.
I wasn't a silver-spoon kid on the golf course growing up.
Do I have to know rules and all that crap? Then forget it.
I'm really good at math and history, but I suck in English.
I don't hide anything. There's just nothing to hide with me.
I was young and dumb back in the '90s, but I had a lot of fun.
My slogan is who needs fitness when you've got great equipment.
A lot of people would love my career. I'm not satisfied with it.
Life is full of challenges and surprises, and I've had my share.
I've got the drinkers and the smokers and the eaters on my side.
I hate getting haircuts. It's like going to the damn dentist, man.
I hit the ball as hard as I can. If I can find it, I hit it again.
It's nice to worry about playing golf and not all the other stuff.
I'd like my first Ryder Cup appearance to be in the United States.
Golf is day-to-day. It's shot to shot; it's not four days at a time.
It's hard for me not to play on the West Coast. I love it out there.
He's tough (Tiger Woods). I wish I was that tough when I was his age.
I think what I realized is that I can't believe I made it to 50 years old.
My dad being not the greatest dad in the world has made me a better parent.
I've had enough of worrying about everybody else. Now I'm taking care of me.
It's amazing what a little money can do when it's spent on the right reason.
In '92 I got my first coach and had it for two, three years. My wife hated it.
I'm a guy who's either going to go full bore, or I'm not going to do it at all.
In life, you have got to make the best of every situation; you have to keep going.
I'm a fighter. I'm a survivor, and I'll get through anything people can throw at me.
I will just put four or five extra packs of cigarettes in my bag and I will be fine.
Real freedom will come when U.S. soldiers in Iraq turn their guns on their superiors.
I've tried to lose weight two or three times, and every time, my golf game was horrible.