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If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play.
What's the bleedin' point?
I don't want to hurt people.
My hovercraft is full of eels.
He who laughs most, learns best.
Always start where the energy is.
Laughter is a force for democracy.
What have the Romans ever done for us?
Laughter is the best creative medicine.
How to defend yourself against a banana
I can do anything I want, I'm eccentric!
And now for something completely different...
Bureaucrats shouldn't be in charge of comedy.
It's a plastic surgeon you need, not a doctor
Tension is wonderful for making people laugh.
Laughter destroys any divisions between people.
Don't let anyone tell you what you ought to like.
A satisfied customer. We should have him stuffed.
Comedy always works best when it is mean-spirited.
Why write about the past? Well, there's more of it.
I get bored easily. I've been bored most of my life.
The English contribution to world cuisine: the chip.
I was a terrible dancer. I dance like an Englishman.
The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip.
Creativity is not a talent. It is a way of operating.
Manuel will show you to your rooms - if you're lucky.
I want to write a book which is the history of comedy.
Too many people confuse being serious with being solemn.
A man will give up almost anything except his suffering.
What I've always wanted to do is be as funny as possible.
Life is a terminal disease, and it is sexually transmitted.
Who's ever going to write a film in which I get the girl? Me!
The most creative people have this childlike facility to play.
If you want to know who your friends are, have a major failure.
Sense of humor is so much more subjective than anyone believes.
Your Mother was A Hamster and you Father Smelled of elder berries.
It's easier to be creative if you've got other people to play with.
Come to me. I want to plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas.
Yes it's her husband. She hasn't got over it. Died thirty years ago.
I think that I feel an indignation when I don't understand something.
High creativity is responding to situations without critical thought.
My views are heretical to people who believe in political correctness.
Give your mind as long as possible to come up with something original.
Students who laugh more- learn more. Students who laugh more earn more.
Telling people how to be creative is easy - being creative is difficult.
Either people walk round dressed as chickens or they listen to Beethoven.
I've always found life quite difficult to explain to people or to myself.
You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.
I have several times made a poor choice by avoiding a necessary confrontation.
Wine is wonderful stuff. But so many people are put off by the snobbery of it.
