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I'm a New York girl. I come out of New York theater.
Never admit that your back goes out more than you do
The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.
Girls just want to have fun. Well, so do old ladies!
I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.
I was born in 1962, and the room next to me was 1963.
I'm in nobody's circle, I've always been an outsider.
I think it's time they knew the truth about Beethoven.
Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.
My body is a temple, and my temple needs redecorating.
I was smart enough to go through any door that opened.
Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny.
Put me up against Sarah Silverman and I could take her.
I got a waterbed, but my husband stocked it with trout.
Comedy - and I say this with humility - comedy needs me.
The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
We all mourn in our own way. I mourn with a great steak.
Omaha is a little like Newark, without Newark's glamour.
I don't mind aging, I just don't want to be a day older.
I have no methods; all I do is accept people as they are.
All my friends are dying. That's why I always wear black.
Elizabeth Taylor's so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
On the Vanna White diet, you only eat what you can spell.
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
I have no methods. All I do is accept people as they are.
If you're not a wreck in this business, you're not around.
keep moving. It's hard for old age to hit a moving target.
I get butterflies before I go out to say hello at a party.
If I found Yoko Ono floating in my pool, I'd punish my dog.
I hate thin people; 'Oh, does the tampon make me look fat?'
Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be.
I now consider it a good day when I don't step on my boobs.
Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present.
My boobs are so low I had to put curb feelers on my nipples!
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
Life is a movie, and you're the star. Give it a happy ending.
I have a million dollar figure ... but it's all loose change.
Everyone takes fashion so seriously! It's fashion - enjoy it!
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny.
My body is dropping so fast, my gynecologist wears a hard hat.
I'll lie still for a lot of things - but sex isn't one of them.
Boy George is all England needs. Another queen who can't dress.
If you don't want gays in the military, make the uniforms ugly.
It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who.
I will only praise someone who can't take anything away from me.
I love Israel for its blue and white flag as it matches my legs.
I have so little sex appeal that my gynecologist calls me "sir."
Life does not measure up to performing... Performing is perfect.
Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress.