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Can we talk?
Never floss a stranger.
Better laid than never.
I was my own buddy in camp.
Never floss with a stranger.
I’m never without a bandage.
I was a Brownie Scout mother.
Self-pity shortens your life.
I was not an attractive child.
Having a baby can be a scream.
I am furious about everything.
I use a smoke alarm as a timer.
It's feast or famine in showbiz.
Looking 50 is great, if you're 60.
Happiness, at my age, is breathing
Never buy a fur from a vegetarian.
Two is company; three is fifty bucks.
I am a dyke! And I'm damn proud of it!
My audiences get younger all the time.
moving on is a gift you give yourself.
I love Katy Perry! She's very charming.
A German sense of humor is an oxymoron.
I am a huge 'Downton Abbey' fan - huge!
She's so fat, she's my two best friends.
Run scared ... and they never catch you.
Prince Charles is so funny. So, so funny.
If you laugh at it, you can deal with it.
Reading should be a pleasure, not a chore.
I hate reality shows that are not reality.
Every television show you go on is a choice.
Anyone that says looks don't count is lying.
Having a baby is definitely a labor of love.
The thing is, I'm happiest when I'm on stage.
I love the way my life has fallen into place.
At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
old age' is always ten years more than we are.
Don’t worry about the money. Love the process.
What we do is a calling...we make people happy.
Age - it's the one mountain you can't overcome.
Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.
With this face, I need all the deals I can get.
Comedy is truth. We should not apologize for it.
She's so pure, Moses couldn't even part her knees.
If you don't think you're funny, no one else will.
I have no line. If I think it's funny, it's funny.
Life is very tough. If you don't laugh, it's tough.
In every human endeavor, persistence is everything.
I live very well, but I support a lot of relatives.
Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer.
Before we make love, my husband takes a pain killer.