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We made it nearly 20 centuries, a bunch of monkeys with PH Ds.
The wino and I know the pain of back bustin'.
I sell escapism.
Cheeseburger in paradise!
I'm growing older, but not up.
There's no 'dumb-ass' vaccine.
Tonight I just need my guitar.
Truth is stranger than fishin.
With you, I would walk anywhere
Quitting doesn't enter my mind.
Breathe in, breathe out, move on.
I got a PBS mind in an MTV world.
Without geography you're nowhere.
Why don't we get drunk and screw?
If the phone doesn't ring, it's me.
Lights are glowing in the palm trees.
Bryl-cream, a little dab will do you.
You better lava me now or lava me not.
When reality looks too ugly, fantasize.
Is it time for your medication or mine?
Indecision may or may not be my problem.
If life gives you limes, make margaritas.
Fun is about as good a habit as there is.
I'm going back to my parrot head friends.
I have been drunk now for over two weeks.
You get religion as your hair turns grey.
My mother insisted that her children read.
I'm a big follower and reactor to weather.
I just thank God I don't live in a trailer.
Elvis up in Michigan and maybe out in Mars.
The weather is here Wish you were beautiful.
Pack your bags, we're going on a guilt trip!
Mother Mother Ocean, I have heard your call.
Only time will tell if it was time well-spent
It was too much Tequila, or not quite enough.
The ocean has always been a salve to my soul.
If we weren't all crazy, we'd just go insane.
We are the people our parents warned us about.
Yes, I am a pirate two hundred years too late.
I recommend that you try a little mental floss.
What would Pop-eye do in a tight spot like this?
I can't fax you my love, I can't email my heart.
Maybe roll in the sand with a rock and roll man.
Wrinkles will only go where the smiles have been.
Some make the world go round; others watch it turn.
Shells sink, dreams float. Life's good on our boat.
I still believe in rock and roll, it pays my bills.
Gluttony, do not eat thy neighbor's wife's popcorn.
Go fast enough to get there, but slow enough to see.
find yourself a lover who will glue you to the floor
